strapon steel

likable enough i guess

[strapon steel @FakirFakim]

i don't say "sun's out guns out" because i workout, i say "sun's out buns out" because im built different.

[strapon steel @FakirFakim]

steel on first. a way past his prime santa comes to the plate and points at the moon,,,

[strapon steel @FakirFakim]

there's a rEal dangerous break near my house. ive wanted to surf it my whole life but i was afraid of dying. gonna hit it today because im not afraid anymore.

[strapon steel @FakirFakim]

explaining to a bonehead cop that they're fries and you are supposed to french them.

[strapon steel @FakirFakim]

this feels awkward

[jurdle @jurndan]

Everything the buddhist monks would teach you can be learned by drinking one beer and mowing the lawn

[strapon steel @FakirFakim]

[to the fishmonger daughter] i've a boner to pick with you.

[strapon steel @FakirFakim]

you know your silence on corndog facts is extremely telling actually.

[strapon steel @FakirFakim]

@emptypeaches Fact check this @CorndogFact

[Skat Ape @_Skatape]

Come see the world's first rapping cow, Day Z

[strapon steel @FakirFakim]

@RadWizzy I once saw a whipass spinach van t-boned by a sausage truck

[strapon steel @FakirFakim]

explaining to a bonehead cop that they're fries and you are supposed to french them.

[Daggerlad @Daggerlad2]

Women love to squeeze and mold my soft, malleable skull

[weird ass places @weirdassplaces]

I don’t suffer from erectile dysfunction. My wife does.

[strapon steel @FakirFakim]

@lite_mack affirmative

[strapon steel @FakirFakim]

to catch the moon you got to think like the moon

[Annie Hatfield @AnneHatfieldVO]

When the horse rides back into camp without the rider, it's never good news, but no one ever suspects the horse.

[Otter (Gnome de Plume) @DinosaurBoogers]

Went to the beach and burned my tongue

[Rad Wizzy @RadWizzy]

i haven't been the same since a guy in my star wars forum claimed to be my father.