Saucy Doodles

Artist. Greasy embarrassment. Low tier smut peddler. Hella bad at The Internet.

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I am back to doing commissions! Help a Sweet Boy afford Things, get art.

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@TheTrueMajorD @ObsoleteSony Perfect for a broke young man who's into retro games

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@TheTrueMajorD @ObsoleteSony ATV Off-road Fury was awesome and had a great soundtrack. 😡

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@Deeemasss @ToonHive That's a fun detail! I love the Funimation cast but the Ocean cast still lives in my heart as my first exposure to anime. The first time I watched anime was the WB premiere of the episode where Vegeta killed Guldo one morning when we woke up early so my dad could fix our bikes 😌

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@Bluebirdmech @archeohistories It's a fantasy world. They can have anything they want in it, with as much cleanliness they do or don't want. I'm sure some party out there plays some hyper realistic ttrpg where they have to roll for dysentery.

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@ShitpostRock Ninja Gaiden Black's difficulty modes gave it hella replayability. Beat it on Ninja Dog as a kid because I was renting it, didn't have time to get good enough. Eventually I bought it and beat all the trials and very hard. I never judged anyone who played on easy, that's for dicks

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@Matt_Pinner There's gonna be a happy dog tonight

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@TheFigen_ My manager taught me how to do a rolling start when my alternator went bad when I was 18 in 2008. Haven't had to use it since, but I've only ever had one other manual transmission since then. It blew my mind back then.

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@SXR123 Valve started from the creators already having enough money to live happily and only wanting to make what they wanted. Compare that to almost every other that's run on incurable greed. Valve is a unicorn.

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@KeplerTOE @EHuanglu Keep telling yourself that, bud.

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@AI_EmeraldApple @EHuanglu What was it about it that got you? The lack of writing? The piss poor acting? The lifeless faces? The weird smoothness of it all? The way the tech industry is fleecing the population on a lie it knows won't pay off?
This was a nothing sandwich that tasted like shit.

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@kissmyblum @JacobBlurton1 @archeohistories Obviously it's not going to be the same. But eventually, with enough work and natural reproduction once a new population is established, the numbers won't be so bleak.

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My son 🙋🏽‍♂️was SO cute today, he asked me "dad are clouds candy?" 😍 I told him they were water. 💦 Then he asked "dad, what's Earth's defense system?" and then I remembered I don't have a son and he asked again his eyes now obsidian black "what is the defense system father"

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@Seanbabydotcom @rusty_shackles I think it's about time you update this to SoR 3. You have just enough time to make it happen before Ol' J.C.'s Bday

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@JohnBeardJr4100 @ExploreCosmos_ Then, taking this concept further, which God gets to decide how we live? What's right? What's immoral? The whims of the toddler god who made us or their ancestors? Seems pointless to dwell on thinking about theoretical gods instead of learning what surrounds us. Hashtag

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@JohnBeardJr4100 @ExploreCosmos_ The very idea of a creator god is ridiculous. It creates a neverending spiral of creators of creators. If matter and energy can't just exist from nothing than neither can a god. If one god exists, an infinite number of gods dating far before the creator has to exist.

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If anyone knows anything about @elliesuckz DM me. Worried about her but I have no idea how to find out if she's okay. She was my friend.

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@elliesuckz I'll take any news. These tweets and her nuking her internet presence are making me fear the worst but all I can do is leaving these pleas to the void and hope one of her friends sees this.

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@elliesuckz She messaged me out of the blue the day she posted this but I haven't been on Twitter in over two years and missed my chance to reconnect with her, then she cryptically messaged me the day she posted her final tweets and disappeared saying she hates everything but maybe me