James Hargreaves

Mostly Jim. Trace of falcon. Pinch of underscore

[Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC]

Just some feedback... #saintsfc

[Zilla @GoodZiIIa]

[doctor looking at my xrays]

doctor: this is exactly what i was afraid of

me: what

doctor: skeletons

[James Hargreaves @falcon_jim]

@BarclaysUK any explanation for why your representative ignored me then left the chat?

[Zak @ZakFarren]

Gutted

[James Hargreaves @falcon_jim]

@joshnorris1991 Amazing

[John O'Farrell @mrjohnofarrell]

“What does this new passport do?”
“It’s blue.”
“Can I use it to travel freely and work in 26 neighbouring countries?”
“No - but look, it’s blue.”

[Sleve McDichael @semimental7896]

Die hards not a Christmas movie.

[James Hargreaves @falcon_jim]

@BritishGas I'm happy to upgrade to smart meters just as soon as you can do weekend appointments. Otherwise it's just an inconvenience.

[James Hargreaves @falcon_jim]

Saw this and thought of @IanPlaysMusic

[James Hargreaves @falcon_jim]

@festivalkyrie That's possibly overkill. But then possibly not

[James Hargreaves @falcon_jim]

@festivalkyrie Whatever it is it means I'm getting serious carb cravings. Crisps for dessert for me!

[James Hargreaves @falcon_jim]

Abi's carb free diet means a fuckload of veg and meat to make up the lost calories... right?

[James Hargreaves @falcon_jim]

@Antonymous_P Nah sex related

[James Hargreaves @falcon_jim]

Got more upvotes on my first post on new Reddit account than 2 years worth of accumulated karma on old account. Feel like a fucking wizard.

[JD Tomasson @imjdtomasson]

Everton don't want him, so please West Ham, take Sean Dyche before he gets Burnley into the champions league. This is getting serious now.😑

[Millbour Productions @MillbourVideos]

A couple of people struggling with the link earlier - this should work now. Here’s the last minute again for those who couldn’t get the link

[James Hargreaves @falcon_jim]

Wife had broccoli and sprouts for tea last night and said her subsequent poo "smelt like Christmas". Magical.

[James Hargreaves @falcon_jim]

@GreggsOfficial when's the festive bake come out lads?

[Burnley FC @BurnleyOfficial]

83 - Pope saves from Jesus. Amen to that! 0-3