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LFG!!!

Learned an insane amount these past couple months. Couldn’t be more excited for what’s next 🚀

[Console @console__]

Console has joined @PaloAltoNtwks.

Read the press release here:
https://t.co/4oT1PyKFYl

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Nvm I take this shit back. We’re not even worthy of an Amazon Q sponsorship

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@GeorgiaTechFB pls lock in and get @AnthropicAI to buy our field's naming rights

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@dzyan01 80 bucks for a shirt I would only ever consider wearing to sleep. curious

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@HaroutKhack Bro couldn’t wait 6 more min for first cone friday

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@GeorgiaTechFB pls lock in and get @AnthropicAI to buy our field's naming rights

[Ali Ghodsi @alighodsi]

All seven Databricks co-founders began our journey together at UC Berkeley. We started the company in a room in Soda Hall, moved to a small office on Addison Street, and spent our first few years in Berkeley before eventually heading to SF. Two of our co-founders are still on the faculty.

Today we announced Databricks Field at California Memorial Stadium, our first collegiate athletics sponsorship.

Berkeley shaped everything about how this company thinks, and this is our way of investing in the next generation of students and builders who'll do their best work on that campus.

Go Bears!

https://t.co/JO3aBx99Z5

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@richardzphotoz PE teacher Iggy

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we need more creative minds dedicated to shit like this

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there should be a device that sits in ur undies that will invoke a pinch & roll automatically

or like a widget on ur lock screen that u press to start it when you’re in public

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WTFFF IS THIS MATCH FIXING BY THE UMICH REFS?!?!!

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bookstores are the purest form of larp

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@dev_kunjadia wrestling is not fun, but winning is

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@PaloAltoNtwks @console__ This @console__ team seems cracked

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@HaroutKhack Ever since he was young, Harout knew he wanted to “agentify security”

[TBPN @tbpn]

BREAKING: TBPN laptop sponsor Console has been acquired by Palo Alto Networks

[Umesh Khanna 🇨🇦🇺🇸 @forwarddeploy]

Congrats Andrei/Neal and team, insane growth joining forces with Palo Alto Networks will be legendary!

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@saksham @PaloAltoNtwks

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@dericdinudaniel

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These pokemon chuds gotta go. i’m not tryna wait 2 hours for my post workout chipotle

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Fidelity please take some of the trillions you manage and spend it on some frontend engineers

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it's weird seeing all my friends back at school, making plans in the gc while i'm out here /plan-ing in the bay