M “Jebediah” R

fear and loathing in São Paulo
um malandro do Brasil

[M “Jebediah” R @fantasm0___]

on ct side. completely lost. walked into a bunch of clueless t’s from behind. exercise trigger discipline. shoot. miss everything. call it flankenstein’s monster.

[M “Jebediah” R @fantasm0___]

DID YOU KNOW: Income is not supposed to go towards retirement, child support, etc! It’s supposed to go towards that vintage preamp you’ve been looking at on Sweetwater

[gwen howerton @kissphoria]

i'm inventing a new card in soccer that the ref shows when something Beautiful happens

[M “Jebediah” R @fantasm0___]

Alternatively: the Los Angeles Milkers

[M “Jebediah” R @fantasm0___]

Very bold of the Lakkkers to have an all white starting 5 in 2026…. I guess woke really is dead

[M “Jebediah” R @fantasm0___]

@yogurtslop3 @garvvee technically still a freshman since I started a semester late

[M “Jebediah” R @fantasm0___]

@garvvee @yogurtslop3 yes me is

[M “Jebediah” R @fantasm0___]

São Paulo is the greatest city on planet earth

[dandelion georgism 🔰🏗 @DolphinMossad]

Hell exists and everyone who dies goes there because the one true religion was a spider cult in eighth century Cameroon that peaked at 400 members and died out a few decades later and it had a bunch of really specific rules about spiders.

[M “Jebediah” R @fantasm0___]

city boy and he’s back in the city

[M “Jebediah” R @fantasm0___]

we get jazzy in this bitch

[M “Jebediah” R @fantasm0___]

@yogurtslop3 Thank you. Many have been saying this.

[april @yogurtslop3]

please follow my gay bandmate @fantasm0___ half of his followers are porn bots and its very embarrassing. i think his tweets are funny its a worthwhile follo

[‎ً @3randyn]

Mitch gonna go 1/8 from the free throw line and their fans gonna bring up slurs that haven’t been uttered since Fredrick Douglas fled the south

[merton ♨️ @mertonesque]

the devil is real but the only thing he is capable of doing is making people really good at blues guitar which is not in demand as much as it used to be

[Nikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸 @nikicaga]

Doesn't have 1% the soul of this

[M “Jebediah” R @fantasm0___]

@stupidfckndeer it’s America month now

[M “Jebediah” R @fantasm0___]

@yogurtslop3 this is a widely observed phenomenon.

[M “Jebediah” R @fantasm0___]

some people just really never had Lebanese food huh