John Aposteletes

If you're ever stopped by the police, please don't tell them you're waiting for me.

[John Aposteletes @fartMTG]

@RikipediaGO Dude, you have systematically blocked every single person that has ever disagreed with you. It's gotten so bad that now when you say stupid shit like this on the internet you have an insulated bubble and will never hear real-world opinions on the moronic things you say and post.

[John Aposteletes @fartMTG]

@champagnefunnel @peta I AGREE WHOLEHEARTEDLY

[Kelly O'Donnell @KellyO]

First time I’ve seen this sign.

[FBI @FBI]

Help the #FBI find Linda Stoltzfoos, a member of the Amish community, who has been missing since June 21, 2020. She was last seen at a farm in Bird-in-Hand, Lancaster County, Pennsylvania, wearing a tan dress, white apron, & black head covering. https://t.co/r6rhLVKipq

[CBS Philadelphia @CBSPhiladelphia]

**ONLY TAKES A SECOND TO RETWEET* The FBI has joined the search for 18-year-old Linda Stoltzfoos, a missing Amish teenager who was last seen more than a week ago in Lancaster County.
https://t.co/YuNsI73nVe

[Peanut @Peanut38339297]

When I say country beach, I mean Amish country. (The horse is cribbing. The horse is ok. For those who don’t know, cribbing is when a horse chews on wood.) but I sure wish I had a bucket of water for it.

[Ambassador Mike Huckabee @GovMikeHuckabee]

Not only is Joe's math a wee bit off, but his inept attempt at cultural appropriation of the Amish farmer by his mask placement so he can appeal to Amish is really off-putting. He should have used a white mask to match his hair. He not only plagiarizes speeches, but appearance!

[John Aposteletes @fartMTG]

I worked on conceptualizing this with my brothers Levi and Hannes until our idea was STOLEN AND USED FOR PROFIT BY BROTHER EZEKIEL

https://t.co/1d2LxQPSd6