warrior poet

source(s): My common sense in my brain

[warrior poet @fartbutt22]

@maineadelphia @itsthewealth4me 25% gain on 600 is not “like 12k” lmao

[spencer @Sssnakeepit]

well i’ve just fucking ruined christmas

[Rick seven @rickerdoodle300]

Don’t diarrhea your pants while you’re smoking. Solid loaf is fine

[:p @UnkleDell]

they thought i was gay when they caught me sitting down to pee on multiple occasions

[Liam @heem6k]

At the fake weed store smoking a delta 8 blunt I bought with klarna and having such a bad panic attack I have to call the rideshare ambulance

[debo @killmefam]

Bitches shit they britches and giggle and then be like period

[warrior poet @fartbutt22]

Sweated so much at work the texture of my shirt changed

[🕐HOURLY🕑 shitpost @hourly_shitpost]

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[Wraith LaFrentz @WraithLaFrentz]

They’re loving this shit.. that’s for sure..

[wint @dril]

i have had over 5000 assassination attempts on me (myself) but i would never politicize them for "Rizz" or clout

[Scorched Earth Policy @Scearpo]

This video specifically embodies a sort of cosmic horror. Every single participant is fully sincerely enthusiastic about the hell they live in, yet they subconsciously project microexpressions suggesting fear and a deep need to escape, as if their bodies are puppeted by something incoherent and otherworldly. They’re skinwalkers, propelled in a shambolic fugue state like fungal cordyceps ants. The only emotion they feel is a binary hot-cold proximity towards pure virality metrics. Looking at their dysgenic dead eyes as they bombard you with MKULTRA repetitious products summons that same unnerving discomfort you feel the first time you get stuck in a mundane conversation under the influence of mind altering substances and for the first time you really truly acknowledge that you’re going to die one day. It’s like being stuck in a room with a powerful robot programmed by a machine learning algorithm whose only goal is generating noise and you’re just hoping and pleading it doesn’t figure out that pain makes humans scream.