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[AM @fassivemaggot]

lesbian pirates be like scissor me timbers

[AM @fassivemaggot]

Avoidants have done irrepairable damage to modern dating

[bee ⋆˚🐝˖°﹒ @deficitmaxxing]

am i a bitch for being upset about this response. like wdym “😕” omg can u care abt my feelings pls

[AM @fassivemaggot]

@KentWary1 @realDonaldTrump You’re right, but it’s more than that. A lot of the big beautiful bill stuff isn’t scheduled to hit until after midterms. So when there’s a blue wave, they’ll blame the effects of the BBB on dems taking seats.

[AM @fassivemaggot]

@PenjyNetanyahu @SpiderTrades @TheUnsolvedHub They also can get caught on debris and stay underwater

[𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕝𝕒 𝕃𝕦𝕟𝕖 @vers_laLune]

I've noticed like all Gen z and alpha kids watch anime in dub and it's kind of strange to me bc that was like a high crime back in my day

[AM @fassivemaggot]

@sammysan97 @blondebaarbie @GD44vh You missed the point. She’s saying that no matter what you do, you can always turn to God.

[AM @fassivemaggot]

@SpangIeDangIe It’s just weird. You seem more interested in this dudes falloff rather than the alleged victim.

[. @ImperorCaesar]

What Israel vs Iran is really about

[Hey, Dave! @davegreenidge57]

He’s taken so much testosterone that it’s caused an estrogen deficiency.

[AM @fassivemaggot]

@AmericaJimmy1 @RickyTheGuido @HateandBourbon @grok Bot

[AM @fassivemaggot]

@indoorRabbitx @hayasaka_aryan Retard

[Maine @TheMaineWonk]

The MAGA influencer email went out.

[AM @fassivemaggot]

@Megatron_ron that’s so scary

[AM @fassivemaggot]

rhcp are insane because it's like what if you had the greatest drummer ever combined with the worst band ever.

[Ciarán @androgynator]

rhcp are insane because it's like what if you had the greatest musicians in modern rock history combined with the worst vocalist ever.

[• @moreali2x]

Y’all sexualized the word daddy too much my kids gonna have to call me nigger

[mar @Chlomilla]

it's already august and I didn't do any of the things I needed to do this summer

[AM @fassivemaggot]

@TexasTechFal @showtimeluka jinxed it for everyone

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

DONALD TRUMP HAS FALLEN ASLEEP IN MADISON SQUARE GARDEN WATCHING THE NBA FINALS 😭😭😭

[AM @fassivemaggot]

@dex_belle @jacksfilms oh my fucking god how nit picky are you people? jesus fucking christ