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[Jerry O'Connell @MrJerryOC]

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@marcellacomedy L

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@arianattaylor hi there a friend from Ford sent me a note that showed you were interested in people on with the wow outage. That would be me! :-)

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I think I ate too many Tide pods.

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Final draft done of volume 1 on my autobiography TIRED OF FARTING. Sending to me editor this afternoon. Fingers crossed!

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Future volumes already in the works: JOHN WAYNE GACY PICKS CHINESE TAKEOUT FAVORITES, and THE COLUMBINE COOKBOOK. Fingers crossed! (2/)

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I have been working with my publisher on a new series of books combining America's two greatest interests - Recipes, and True crime. Our first release comes out next month: TIME FOR TACOS: THE TATE-LABIANCA MURDERS. (1/2)

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Someone in Facebook said their Dad died peacefully in his sleep. Why do people say this? Are there other obituaries where people say he died shrieking in agony?

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Up all night practicing with my new punk band, Butthole Kegels. We rock!

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Check out this drawing of "i’m robbing this farm" https://t.co/RgS3IGcf01

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@CarmineSabia @realDonaldTrump Is this when he's on or off the golf course?

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Anal bleeding AGAIN??

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So tired of hearing about "Influencers". You know who my main Influencer is? Our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ!

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@CorbinReiff Phil Manzanera's solo on John Cales 'Gun'

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Just posted a photo @ Harbor Beach, Michigan https://t.co/AfNQln7pNa

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Saw MIDSOMMAR last night. Gotta say - with this one and HEREDITARY, director #AriAster has has really cornered the market on naked fat people.

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Religion is stupid and there is no God, but that "Damned For All Time" song on the JESUS CHRIST SUPERSTAR soundtrack is fantastic.

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Finishing up my new sci-fi book, where social status is determined by the amount you can urinate. #Streaming

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@johnmoe Kids these days keep wanting to come home and they need to make the break from high school. The harder you can make it, the better. Trust me, been there. Good luck!

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@jerrysaltz Raymond Chandler started writing at age 46. Rodney Dangerfield started comedy at age 40 after giving up for 20 years.