Paul Duran

co-founder of the KeyPay online payroll system, developer of the Blaze Campfire client and all-round good bloke.

[Paul Duran @fatal_2]

@lomaxx What can you even do against a human that big!

[XBOX @XBOX]

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[Paul Duran @fatal_2]

@11shirt And not even looking like winning.

[Paul Duran @fatal_2]

@lomaxx Some things will never change 😂 #shitcoffee

[Mike Cannon-Brookes 👨🏼‍💻🧢🇦🇺 @mcannonbrookes]

I’m sure I’m not the first to be confused that we fund a $600m uneconomic donation for a gas power plant at Kurri Kurri that the market didn’t need or ask for…

Yet we have no money for free rapid tests and “the private market should cater for demand”?

🤷🏼‍♂️

[Joe Pompliano @JoePompliano]

A professional sports gambler used analytics to turn a $700,000 loan into more than $300 million.

This is the wild story 👇👇👇

[Eduard Sizov @eduardsi]

– We don't write tests.
– Why?
– Because we don’t have time for it.
– Why?
– Because there is too much work and pressure.
– Why?
– Because we don’t move fast enough.
– Why?
– Because changing software has become difficult and risky.
– Why?
– Because we don’t write tests.

[Tom Dale @tomdale]

They should have used Node.js to build the Suez Canal because it’s non-blocking.

[Paul Duran @fatal_2]

@_boycs Don’t pretend like you don’t want one 😜

[Paul Duran @fatal_2]

@tonipearen @brewbevanphoto We need a throwback to the E-Street days too! 🤩

[Reward Strategy @RewardStrategy]

Next up at tonight's #TheRewards sponsored by @Cintrapayroll, we have the Payroll and HR Software Product Award, sponsored by @Cintrapayroll !

Well done @KeyPayApp for bagging this award! 🥇🍾

[BabelColour @StuartHumphryes]

101 years ago today: 11am on Tuesday 11th November 1919, crowds in London observe the very first 2 minute silence for those killed in the Great War. The men have removed their hats out of respect for the fallen. (I originally coloured this photo for the Evening Standard in 2019).

[nikhil @jhanikhil]

Overseen on #hacktoberfest: “I’ve marked this PR as invalid, if you actually want to contribute, see here.”
“No Thanks”

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

That debate was the worst thing I've ever seen & I was in The Star Wars Holiday Special.

[Paul Duran @fatal_2]

@lomaxx I took my iPhone X into the water when I went snorkeling in Thailand 18 months ago , without a cover or anything and it was perfectly fine. Took underwater pics/vids of fish and everything.

[Paul Duran @fatal_2]

@_boycs “Fire it in there Jordan”. You got it! 🤣

[Paul Duran @fatal_2]

@KobieThatcher Share link if you find it!

[Paul Duran @fatal_2]

@buzzusborne Agreed. Putting others down to make yourself look better is NEVER a good idea.

[Paul Duran @fatal_2]

@lomaxx 🤯 who knew fish were just laying around ready to be picked up and microwaved like that.

[Paul Duran @fatal_2]

@lomaxx @shanselman 🤣 a pussy who’s had to clean up the mess of his own mistakes one too many times.