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Control hamster. Retired from IT career. Dad of 2 clever students, 2 ungrateful cats and a needy dog. Espresso *please* warm the cup first.
Non-partisan. He/him

[🅰️ｌｉｓｔａｉｒ😷 @fatals]

So very proud to say that my son Dylan who has #CerebralPalsy has just received the grades he needed to secure his place to read Philosophy at @Cambridge_Uni (A*, A*, A) @scope #Disability #AlevelResults #SurreyChat

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@JohnMcDonald_MC https://t.co/uqOkCtpMn6

[🅰️ｌｉｓｔａｉｒ😷 @fatals]

@SLC_Repayment I didn't earn anything last year. Why would I have any of these?
What you need to do
Send the following evidence as soon as possible:
• Dividend statement
• Investment statement
• Tax return
• Accountant’s letter

[🅰️ｌｉｓｔａｉｒ😷 @fatals]

@peterkyle Will you be attending the debate tomorrow about Major Conditions Strategy and people with Ehlers-Danlos syndrome and hypermobility spectrum disorders in Westminster Hall at 4pm?
(As a constituent in Hove, I hope you are)

[🅰️ｌｉｓｔａｉｒ😷 @fatals]

Why do the Tories keep raising taxes? Where is all the money going, if not into their own pockets. Every time we get a pay rise, we pay more tax. Every time goods rise in price, we pay more tax. We're paying way more tax than a year ago, but it's never enough to maintain services

[Andrew Adonis @Andrew_Adonis]

China has built more than 20,000 miles of high speed rail in the time it has taken us to plan and half build 140 miles of track from a west London suburb to Birmingham

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Why is #TessDaly wearing waders to present #Strictly? Is she going fly fishing afterwards?

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The more a potential employer talks about work-life balance, the less likely they are to actually have any

[b3ta @b3ta]

“My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.”

Artist: JauntyArt https://t.co/6PnpdGAIYF

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@SoVeryBritish Fennel

[Dave W Plummer @davepl1968]

Big news! Someone finally noticed that if you hold down CTRL, the process list in Task Manager conveniently freezes so you can select rows without them jumping around.

I did this so you could sort by CPU and other dynamic columns but then still be able to click stuff...

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@Wickes who do I call about my Wickes Trade Pro account? I registered this morning and got a text saying to follow instructions in email, but I didn't get an email (yes, I have checked my spam folder)

[Cary Cooper @ProfCaryCooper]

The is how the Conservatives destroyed the NHS in 13 years!

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@rockwealthUK Doesn't work

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@Jessespress @eliistender10 You can figure out how to make the most of a piece of glass. You can work out what to charge customers. You can do simple math and even that is algebra. You run a business and a household.

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@Jessespress @eliistender10 You underestimate yourself.

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@perrigame Deadloch on Amazon Prime is a good laugh

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@Ryanair @packagingretail Is that 17.4m flights taken or is that 17.4m individual people? I'm betting it's the former

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@tomlee80 @NoContextBrits Yes, but have you ever stepped on an upturned 3-pin plug in bare feet or socks? It is the one thing worse than Lego 😖

[Dr Helen Ingram @drhingram]

While we’re worrying about AI, the bollards are planning a global revolution

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Is it just me or did Lizzo look like Peter Griffin in drag at #glastonbury2023