Chris Burns

Nobody really knows what I do, but I do it well. Had been journo, Latam history teacher,Surfers glassie, lover of the dirty martini, Serena fan, student.

[Chris Burns @fatburns10]

Covid diagnosis & isolation https://t.co/5C0XiION2d

[Chris Burns @fatburns10]

@EVERALDATLARGE @AlboMP You're going to offend a core group such as my family who will resist harder when they see a bribe.

[Chris Burns @fatburns10]

Dear government. I'm a gold coast casual hospo worker. I have to find a new place to live in three weeks, and I needed to raise the bond money. Please sort out the #covidpayment for Qld as soon as you can. It will be a relief.

[Chris Burns @fatburns10]

@belindawrites Relatable. Mine's moving rental and car rego :I

[Chris Burns @fatburns10]

"You know what would be nice right now?" I think as I watch The 100 under #Qldlockdown as I gaze at my cupboard of liquors at 3pm. "A cocktail."
Then I remember I'm committed to #DryJuly and it's the first day.

[Chris Burns @fatburns10]

@NoelWhittaker bought the latest edition of Making Money Made Simple. I had it on e-book but I think a physical print copy will remind me of your lessons.
But a Razor Pit? Why haven't I heard of one of these things before? Once out of lockdown I'm getting one.

[Maddison Langley @_mlangley]

Yes, regional news is an important training ground for young journalists - but can we stop solely describing it as a stepping stone into metro work. It has so much value in its own right, pls

[Chris Burns @fatburns10]

@ElizabethFlux Can you use it to dig up some dirt?

[Chris Burns @fatburns10]

@ben_hr 'you weren't the first'

[Chris Burns @fatburns10]

@StephenKing Maybe standing next to Stephen King at the supermarket line is an ordinary american way of life, but I'd be saying a lot more than that.

[Chris Burns @fatburns10]

Is it okay that Brisbane based students are coming to the Gold Coast campus for workshops today? Technically lockdown is 5pm and they are allowed to study if there's no online option...but it makes the whole thing sort of pointless doesn't it?

[Chris Burns @fatburns10]

@cbeggformercy @RaidersCanberra I'm not even into football, but the example has to be made. grease won't save you if I also wear grease.

[Chris Burns @fatburns10]

@cbeggformercy @RaidersCanberra next time we catch you, you shall be sacrificed to a god.

[Chris Burns @fatburns10]

@belindawrites grandmother's passing on the first day of uni, and balancing a 32-36 hr/a/wk job. Decided to ditch a subject already and I've never done that before. Yesterday on campus all looked tired.

[Chris Burns @fatburns10]

@GuardianAus Didn't he identify himself in a press conference?

[Chris Burns @fatburns10]

You know when you stop and think about it, Tenet is just a long lasting boomerang

[Chris Burns @fatburns10]

@justinohearn Shotgun! (can be used as a positive form or in a negative; 'shotgun not doing that!')

[Chris Burns @fatburns10]

@aimee_carter Nothing new. Must be broken. Shake phone. Try app again.

[Chris Burns @fatburns10]

@Brentus88 given how long ago it aired, is it unreasonable to beg for no spoilers? still going with it even if i started it in 2010

[Chris Burns @fatburns10]

I've barely been able to go to comedy shows in the last six years @Matthew_Ford , so it's kind of a bit weird that you seem to pretty much be performing most of those times. Including The Avenue in Surfers.