Fat Ninja

Intelligent but not an intellectual, fit but not thin, conservative but not convinced I'm always right. Unpaid for all my valuable snark.

[Fat Ninja @fatninja451]

@beneverard Fuck Hollywood. It's done nothing but try to destroy the US.

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@SenateGOP If you gave a shit about hard-working families, you would eliminate the income tax and the goddamned IRS. Do your job, employee.

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@jackunheard Well....this is true. We were all one race at one point.

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@janatkwagala Those are my choices?

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@DrunkRepub Rice with chicken? No. Pollo con mole. Now you're talkin'.

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@CAgovernor Enjoy prison, butt-boy.

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@AntiLeftMemes A taste for sausage.

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@Nickisbackbaby I've often wondered why Christians don't observe Jewish holidays.

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@chiky_handlr Fuck off

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@mitchellvii I found myself thanking Alexa. She's awfully nice.

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@harryjsisson Yeah, not better in New Mexico. I suggest you spend a weekend in ABQ.

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@ThrillaRilla369 I believe in law and order, in taking care of family, friends and neighbors, and total strangers. I believe in education, hard work, friendly competition, humility in victory and gratitude in defeat.

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@SenateGOP Why does it need funding? Isn't that what NSA does? Just do it anyway. Don't ask permission. You know, like always?

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@mhdksafa Fucking muslim liar. Shut up and drop dead.

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@ProfWBCarter You are an uneducated idiot. Yes, I read your puffery bio. Nevertheless, your words betray your ignorance. Shut up, fuck off, and get out of my country.

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@ThrillaRilla369 I will always accept cash. I try to avoid shops that won't take cash. Fuck the credit card companies.

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@grahamformaine I question your military service. How could my beloved Corps produce a fucking Nazi like you?

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@CA_Dem Come do something about it, bitches.

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@JohnCornyn What a disappointment you are. What an ego. You must have the smallest pecker in politics, and that's quite an achievement.

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@JimmysSeafood I don't even care what's in it - I'm drinking several!