Fat Twins on Mopeds

“Parody” of Billy Leon and Benny Lloyd McCrary who sadly passed in 1979 and 2001 respectively. (Gotta keep the Twitter owner happy)

[nascarcasm @nascarcasm]

Vocalist that performed in the @ChicagolndSpdwy Fan Zone in 2007 weds younger brother of former @TeamHendrick pit crew member Jason Kelce in ceremony officiated by multi-time NASCAR Grand Marshal is the headline you want to use OK

[Pete Buttigieg @PeteButtigieg]

This week someone targeted my family for harm with a false report. We’re physically OK, but that doesn’t mean we weren’t harmed. I am beyond furious.

Whatever your politics, this is awful, wrong, and can never become normal. https://t.co/72wxaVLzVT

[Popular Liberal 🇺🇸 @PopularLiberal]

I LOVE WATCHING HISTORY: Byron Donalds is lying through his teeth. 80% of Americans agree we should show ID to vote—one singular ID. Not the SAVE Act.

The SAVE Act bans student IDs but accepts hunting licenses. It would erase millions of married women from the voter rolls because their names changed.

Criminals blaming others for crimes, go figure.

[Fat Twins on Mopeds @fattwins]

@ByronDonalds 80% do not want this to pass as written. Maybe as presented by dishonest politicians.

[Fat Twins on Mopeds @fattwins]

Caitlin Clark has brought upon herself whatever vigilante justice other pros want want to dish out. And I’m here for it. #WNBA

[Fat Twins on Mopeds @fattwins]

Team Alyssa Thomas right here.

[Fat Twins on Mopeds @fattwins]

@davidntracy Alright. Got a David Tracy seal of approval. I’m going to move from reservation to pre-order.

[David Land™❌ @DLand91]

At this rate, just take the things off for 2027, and send the DW12 off with a proper warrior's funeral.

Come back in 2028 with something powerful and significant.

The 2028 car will be testing all the way through 27 anyway. Want to market hybrids? Market a car designed for it.

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

Need MAGA to explain to the rest of us with brain cells how giving Iran $300 Billion is different or somehow better than giving Iran $1.7 Billion?

Explain it to us like we're at a @EricTrump level of intelligence.

[Fat Twins on Mopeds @fattwins]

@Noonz We just got these within the last month in our neighborhood and I’m obsessed like a kid for some reason. I’d followed the LLV replacement process, but to see these in person in fantastic. Total form follows function. Really want to drive one.

[Fat Twins on Mopeds @fattwins]

@PeteThamel Called it. No way he could play this year in NCAA.

[Bill Kristol @BillKristol]

"The UFC event captures something about this moment in our history.

After all, it’s vulgar, it’s violent, it’s commercial, it’s grandiose, it’s tacky, and it dishonors a place once thought worthy of care and respect. In other words, it’s Donald Trump."

https://t.co/4JB8V0GX4L

[Doug Gottlieb @GottliebShow]

It isn’t that surprising that Wemby isn’t quiet there to win a ring yet. MJ, LeBron, Jokic, Kobe, Shaq, Giannis, SGA, KD, Steph and Isaiah all took time to learn to win at that level. Magic won it his first year, Bird and Duncan did it in year 2. At some point all these talking heads need to include Magic and Bird in the GOAT discussion. They made College Hoops, saved the NBA, and had the type of competitive greatness we haven’t seen before or since.

[Fat Twins on Mopeds @fattwins]

I have no clue why any MSU fan would be upset about J Batt leaving.

Now the environment that is created by a toxic board of trustees that will make it hard to bring in a quality replacement is disheartening. @michiganstateu

[Fat Twins on Mopeds @fattwins]

I am so over Caitlin Clark. She complains and carries on about every call or non-call. So annoying.

Love Kelsey Mitchell, travelled to multiple @IndianaFever games, but get over yourself Caitlin.

[Fat Twins on Mopeds @fattwins]

@MarcoAndretti @elonmusk Maybe that was the mark he needed to hit before he started being philanthropic and contributing to the common good. We’ll see.

In a world of Elon Musks, be a Paul Newman.

[Fat Twins on Mopeds @fattwins]

@RossDellenger Pretty opportunistic statement.

[Fat Twins on Mopeds @fattwins]

@foot55 @CharlieBakerMA OK bro. You do you. Most indigenous folk up this way don’t roll with “Indian” and simply identify with their tribal heritage or Native American, and I’ll roll with that.

[Fat Twins on Mopeds @fattwins]

@foot55 @CharlieBakerMA See Guardians.

[Fat Twins on Mopeds @fattwins]

@foot55 @CharlieBakerMA Yeah, I think you need to get over it. You’re on the losing side of that cultural battle. They weren’t named after a specific tribe who had embraced the college, à la Seminoles or Chippewas. They used an general slang term Indian that in retrospect is at least inaccurate.