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#Canucks #FTTB #DubNation #SFGiants #TheHammer

[faucet @faucetiousness]

uhh, ok

[avery @codeshaunted]

my letter to microsoft requesting a copy of the linux kernel under the terms of the GPL is now in the mail!

i even used one of their very own fonts in an attempt to curry favor

it's expected to arrive wednesday, will update once i get confirmation of delivery

also used a personal check so i will know when (if?) they cash it

now we wait

[jifya8 @jifysn]

Apparently my tweet got featured on a pro-Israel newspaper 😭😭😭😭

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

@goonerdad52 Hi Chris.

[alvaro del campo @alvarodelcampoo]

This probably makes me sound like an asshole but I’d def rather be dirt poor in a major city than ever be anywhere near people like this

[TK @tenkeysouth]

@USA_Polling Interesting that the US draws the line against authoritarian fascism at the precise point where gas goes over $4/gallon

[Polling USA @USA_Polling]

Gas prices really do control the American voters mind lmfao

[vivid @vividwastaken]

@NC_Renic “Dr Dr”

[Sellia @HuntressSellia]

the extra lines ruin it for me, makes it go from mysterious in a funny way to millenial-core

[wikipedia electrostatics cat @floralclove]

@Ericrse37986 the red would evolve into one continuous parking lot by 2040

[sid 🔆🇨🇦 @lilbabygandhi]

every masterpiece has a cheap copy

[RednBlackSalamander @9mmballpoint]

Realizing that you can stay seated during the pledge because the Constitution overrules your middle school homeroom teacher was a formative experience for so many young activists

[Canadian Egg 🥚 @CanadianEgg95]

@_sn_n

[2026 NBA CHAMPION 🧡💙 @bannedyoangel]

This so shady lmao

[sarah⏳️ @sarahposting_]

the fastest route (depicted in green) vs the route that the six people beside me on the subway are inexplicably taking

[Josie Stratman @JosieStratman]

Mayor Mamdani on his "Talk with the Mayor" twitch stream reveals an old username: airnova2112 (after Mars 2112)

Apparently a 15-year-old Mamdani used the username to come to the defense of his director mom, Mira Nair, from haters on online film chat boards

[Pasghetti 🇺🇸 @Pasghetti45]

Actually, America’s most famous horse had no name

[faucet @faucetiousness]

https://t.co/J1yOyGtqG6

[The Notorious D.R.E. @DreDay911]

16 was on the frontlines 😮‍💨