Simple Jack ™️

nobody knows I’m a lesbian

[Simple Jack ™️ @fauteuxa]

@AdamSandler hey did you do this just to be satire or cause you genuinely wanted to piss of an entire generation of people. cause WHAT THE FUCK was that

[Simple Jack ™️ @fauteuxa]

My methed out uncle who hasn’t slept in 4 days

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Logically which animal could take on a full grown male lion?

[Simple Jack ™️ @fauteuxa]

Old people pmo

[Simple Jack ™️ @fauteuxa]

@RossKneeDeep Okay retard

[Simple Jack ™️ @fauteuxa]

@FortniteGame Is This a slur?

[Boston Cream 🍩 @BostonCream]

“I can’t wait for some Patriots football”

Literally 5 minutes into the game:

[Boston Cream 🍩 @BostonCream]

Happy game day everybody! ♥️

[Chuck Bass @ChuckFBass]

Her: You're 34. How much longer are you going to make football, gambling, and drinking your whole personality?

Me:

[Simple Jack ™️ @fauteuxa]

🐐

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

CRAZIEST NFL STAT YOU HAVE EVER HEARD:

I’ll start: Tom Brady won THREE Super Bowls before losing a single playoff game.

[John Hyslop @sloprules]

Draftkings

[phones with six ones @phones111111]

1000% tariffs on podcast equipment

[Kendra Middleton @KendraMiddleton]

At least when the Patriots were wrecking people they were likable. This Chiefs team is so hate-able, and so were the ones prior. It’s been made even worse by the refs starting to get on their knees. It’s honestly not even a conversation.

[Simple Jack ™️ @fauteuxa]

@lukefreeman33 Name one female pro player

[McNeil @REFLOG18]

“Welcome! Our family tradition is to run a 5k Turkey Trot on Thanksgiving morning.”

[TCL @TitleTalkTCL]

Patriots Pain.

[Boston Cream 🍩 @BostonCream]

Every. Damn. Week.

[fe @p4ydafe]

if yo family start fighting on thanksgiving go live.

[Simple Jack ™️ @fauteuxa]

@lukefreeman33 Definitely not “I love you” or “I’m proud of you son”

[Simple Jack ™️ @fauteuxa]

@HaddieWinchell I want you to know that I’ll always love you with everything that o have. Is what it is that we never ended up together. I’ve excepted that. I hope you get everything that Cory want out of life. And I mean that.