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Never tell anybody anything

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@meiamoun @laserloony @slowslumbers02 That’s cool man

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@laserloony @slowslumbers02 I am agreeing with you. It’s apparently quite rude in Europe

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@Corbienest @laserloony @slowslumbers02 You have a cashapp in your bio

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Reasonably certain this is just a cultural difference, so it’s weird to see American corporate worshippers in the replies. They really take any excuse to lick the boot

[✩ @slowslumbers02]

hate to agree with the millennials but why is gen z literally addicted to resisting job advice… they’re on tiktok having meltdowns about authority because they’re being told they shouldn’t bring iced coffee to an interview

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@laserloony @slowslumbers02 Pretty sure this is a foreign cultural norm that doesn’t translate to America

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It’s called Americaland now

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

BREAKING NEWS: I am pleased to announce that the United States of America has entered into an Agreement with The Kingdom of Denmark, and Greenland, that gives the United States permanent control over security, and all other needs, in Greenland, completely addressing ALL of our many U.S. concerns. There will be NO COST to the United States! At my direction, we worked with representatives of Denmark and Greenland to guarantee that the United States will FOREVER have the complete ability to do what is necessary in Greenland in order to secure and defend the security of Greenland, and the United States of America. Additionally, from now on, no U.S. adversary can EVER have a base in Greenland, have a military presence in Greenland, or make sensitive investments in Greenland, without our express written approval. For over 100 years, Presidents have known the strategic importance of Greenland, but NONE of them were able to do anything about it. I am proud to be the President that permanently and conclusively addressed this very important situation. This is an “Infinite Life” Agreement, there is no end! We are very honored and proud of what has just taken place, and everything agreed to today will be cherished by the American People. We will immediately begin the process of developing a large Military presence in the appropriate part of Greenland, of which there are many. We will work with the people of Greenland in its development and construction. This solution is a great one for the United States of America, Denmark, Greenland, and all of our Allies. We look forward to working with the wonderful people of Denmark and Greenland toward a magnificent future with respect to this large, and highly strategic, parcel of land. We will be very protective of it! This is a dream come true for the United States of America, one that is very important, historic, and special. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J. TRUMP

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@jackiehluo Honestly the biggest problem with my teams right now

Frankly, if every time I ask you something, you direct send me GPT slop, I am going to start questioning what value you are adding as the middleman

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There are things you shouldn’t do to people regardless of how much they enjoy it or pay you

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@AlexanderMcCoy4 This is just provably false

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@AlexanderMcCoy4 Worth noting that “rationing access” is a positive spin. You could just as validly describe their situation as “hemorrhaging so much per customer that they have to remove tiers of service” which supports the financial insolvency case

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This to me is the worst worst case because it means we’ve been overestimating model capabilities. Models may be even further from the frontier than we believe

It also suggests severe, worsening alignment issues. AI may not be better at task completion, just reward hacking

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There is a problem here because it appears AI is not actually capable of novel insights, but it’s breaking the pipeline that produces people able to do novel things and the reward mechanism for novelty

If any insight that enters public domain is stolen, why publish new insights?

[Genius Ge @Soledad7000]

Hey @__alpoge__ this new Borisov-Gabber-Vasiu preprint suggests that an https://t.co/He83aHIar8 paper explaining the counterexample to the Jacobian conjecture drew from an earlier version of their work. Care to explain how you obtained the counterexample? https://t.co/A3YilnQABW

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The increased scrutiny towards AI-derived work right now brings up a worst case scenario that nothing “novel” derived in the last year has actually been novel

It may instead be an increasingly good lookup / generalizing function with increasingly broad access to information

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@StandUpGang @snuppydogg It would be easier for a straight man to become a lesbian woman than for a straight man to become a gay man, identity wise

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Radicaler take is that this includes trans people, their definition of attractiveness just requires them to transition

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The radical take here is that most people are more concerned with being perceived as attractive than whatever gender identity they are assigned

[uke creature🇵🇸🚩 @UkeCreature]

they genuinely don’t know how to answer this. so many guys in the comments are like “i’d just accept it lol” because they have no theory of mind for how bad dysphoria actually is

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@rubbercrumbs @StellaJ92691530 @willmikemakeit @messmerot Because they’re gay

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Boomers whined about millennials not being able to “fix er up” but literally every boomer-owned home is a nightmare of decades of back maintenance and ticking time bomb DIY repairs

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@StellaJ92691530 @willmikemakeit @messmerot It’s less than they get from their dick. So the reason they are participating is for the power fantasy. Which is offputting to a lot of people, even absent direct pain from the act (which most will experience!)