Fay Morrice

Just a girl, standing in front of halloumi, asking for it to be free and never-ending. current #slt2b @uni_of_essex alumna @univofstandrews

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@rhiannferguson It's the worst thing I've ever put in my mouth.

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My mum has bought my dad a non alcoholic whisky and all hell has broken loose.

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@immarkosullivan @DoolopCartoons

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@Ms_LMaclean @BeccaFSLT @maryamoah01 MAAAATE

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@BeccaFSLT @BilingMatters Well now I'll feel well bad if I don't

[Julian Popov @julianpopov]

The year is 2192. The British Prime Minister visits Brussels to ask for an extension of the Brexit deadline. No one remembers where this tradition originated, but every year it attracts many tourists from all over the world.

[RCSLT 💙 @RCSLT]

We’re looking for an SLT #NQP interested in presenting at #RCSLTStudentDay this year in #Sheffield – could you help to inspire the #NQPs of tomorrow? Find more information here: https://t.co/ZAxMFqEHKV #MySLTday #WeSpeechies @YorksHRCSLTHub

[Fay Morrice @fay_morrice]

@ashtonakm AGREEEEEED

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@CharlieVMartin This has made my day (year... Life...)

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@Harriet_Vane_ Ooo exciting. If you find yourself in want of a buddy (me, I'm the buddy), give me a shout.

[Fay Morrice @fay_morrice]

Bet Theresa May is running through fields and fields of wheat right now.

[Man vs Baby @mattcoyney]

I remember when Bake Off started thinking ‘who the bloody hell is going to watch a bunch of randoms bake a cake?’ Ten series later and I’m sat on the edge of the sofa like “Jesus Christ!? if Mick tries to ice that Genoese sponge while it’s still warm he has absolutely fucked it.”

[Aldi Stores UK @AldiUK]

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heading to the middle aisle.

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

911: What’s your emergency
Sagittarius: I’d like to be in love & not feel anything at the same time

[Fay Morrice @fay_morrice]

Happiest I've been in five years.

[billboard @billboard]

.@BombayBicycle Club's "Eat, Sleep, Wake (Nothing But You)" is their first single in five years https://t.co/e6JGeB787Z

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The unashamed innuendo has kicked in early this year.

[Rob Chilver 📕 @robchilver]

My Mum watches this show 😱

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@DanielNRoberts it's happening... https://t.co/4BQBy7GpLa

[Fay Morrice @fay_morrice]

@maxandivan Challenge accepted 🤝

[Fay Morrice @fay_morrice]

@maxandivan most heart-warming and hilarious show of my fringe. also most heart-breaking as it dawns on me I'll never have a friend so good.