Wife: So going to the gym, buying/reading comic books, going to the movies, seeing me change everyday, playing with your kids, and having an unhinged male group chat who's texts (if exposed) would land you all on an FBI watch list is all it takes to make you happy every day?
Me:
Oyibo taste jollof and plantain for work today she go take another plate. Think say na baked beans and sausage be this. I say the day them go taste ewa agonyin dem go sell this country
J Cole spent his early albums screaming how bad he wants to blow, then blew up, then dropped an album saying he wish he never blew up, then grew dreads and traded his car for a bike.
What the fuck happens in Hollywood forreal
In the coming year, try reading your Bible slowly. Don’t worry about finishing it all in twelve months. Instead, hunt for treasure within the text, sit with the verses. Meditate. Communion not completion, depth over distance. As you open the bible let it open up to you too.
‘THE ODYSSEY’ trailer passed 121.4M views in the first 24 hours
It is the strongest trailer debut in Christopher Nolan’s career, doubling the debut of the first ‘OPPENHEIMER’ trailer
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God grant me the serenity to accept the things that are so over, the courage to say fuck it we ball, and the wisdom to know when we are so fucking back