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[Jared Shult @jared_shult]

So MAGA doesn’t believe in climate change but they think Noah’s ark actually happened??

[⚚Sage @belikesagee]

it’s crazy how being depressed for years makes you a fucking idiot

[J Hunter🍁 @MrJoKeR604]

Conservatives when gas prices go up: PM Carney's fault!

Conservatives when gas prices go down: Gas prices fluctuate due to a combination of supply and demand dynamics, production costs, geopolitical issues, and external factors!

[Some Bloke 🥀 @DeeWaynee94]

Atheism is a non-belief, not a crime; calling it “objectively evil” is just you sneaking your god’s rulebook into the word objective.

[Karthik @misanthrope_13]

Highs: Didn't kms
Lows: Didn't kms

[mitra @mitrajoy_]

“you’re so quiet” thanks you actually called women “females” during our convo and now I don’t like you anymore

[vivi @mooncatvivi]

feeling very bad don’t know what exactly is wrong could be the multiple disorders or the childhood trauma or the bad weather or the nutritional deficiencies or the lack of sleep or my hormones or the curses or my father or the loud noises or

[Barrett Adair @barrettadair]

americans: we cannot afford healthcare, housing, or groceries

trump:

[The Green Dragon Tavern @greendragonhq]

LGBTQ people existing is not indoctrination.

Dragging your child into church every weekend is.

[: @sn0oozey]

I’m actually really embarrassed and humiliated I threw away several years of my life because of fear and also probably depression but What can you do

[໊ @buffys]

for non hunger games fans this is like rihanna returning to music

[dylan @sp1derg1rl]

This is possibly the best news I’ve ever heard in my life and I’m not even exaggerating

[bpd at the disco @DeepHydrangeas]

The worst part about life right now is i have wished myself dead my entire life & didnt think i'd make it this far so honestly every day im just winging it & suffering & thats the most evil part of staying alive bc there's been no reward for living this long

[Polly Pocketknife🌸🔪 @polypocketknife]

i just cannot believe in 2025 there are grown adults who believe a virgin gave birth to a man who turned water into wine and not only are you not allowed to laugh in their faces for it but they get to take your rights away by claiming the guy who walked on water wouldn’t like you

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

I’m gonna kill myself

[ant @persistantz]

sorry for zoning out bro it's just i've been having a bad day for several years

[໊ @meishato]

“you’re so funny” thanks i would have been lobotomized in the 1940s

[Doe @sourerdoe]

Been a Taylor Swift fan since thanksgiving 06. Do not own a single vinyl. It’s a choice you’re actively making to keep buying. She’s simply providing what you’re clearly asking for. Stop blaming anyone but yourself. Go to therapy.

[Car🦦 @fearserpants]

@cccdddbbbbwwww 😂