Jared ⊘

Software Engineer. Technology enthusiast. Fan of squirrels and cheese.

[Jared ⊘ @featuringjared]

I'm now over on the blue app with the same handle

[Jared ⊘ @featuringjared]

@LottoLabs I'm running llama-swap as my frontend

https://t.co/sASWeKHVWC

[Crunch Wears No Pants - A Wolves Pod @NoPantsCrunch]

Olivia Miles thinks “hey what’s the most helpful thing I can do for my team right now” and then she asks “what if I looked cool as hell while I did it” and then she does it, which I think is admirable

[Jared ⊘ @featuringjared]

@imbabybrooklyn This, but Android is what I need

[Jared ⊘ @featuringjared]

@HunterBiden Skol Vikings, but otherwise spot on

[Joe @JoePostingg]

I am a single issue voter and my issue is that I want Democrats to control Congress. I genuinely do not care about anything else.

[Jared ⊘ @featuringjared]

@rumgewieselt I'm about to repurpose an old system by adding a pair of P100s. This result has me excited to see what it can do!

[Marques Brownlee @MKBHD]

Ok last one: the rarest solar eclipse of all time. Only 4 people have seen this with their naked eyes. The sun is fully behind the moon. The only faint light hitting the near side is reflecting off of earth, 250,000 miles away. And the stars and galaxies in the background, sheesh

Nikon Z9
f/2.0
2 second exposure
ISO 1600

@NASA: https://t.co/twBqbUEDs2

[Anish Moonka @anishmoonka]

NASA has 32 cameras on the Artemis II spacecraft. The top science priority during the Moon flyby was the four astronauts looking out the window and talking about what they saw.

NASA's lunar science lead confirmed it. What the crew says out loud about the Moon's surface matters more to the science team than anything the cameras capture. NASA trained this crew in Iceland's volcanic highlands and at an impact crater in Labrador, Canada, teaching them to read rock textures and spot geological details at 25,000 mph.

There's a reason NASA trusts human eyes over cameras. In 1972, Apollo 17 astronaut Harrison Schmitt was walking near a small crater called Shorty when he scuffed the dirt with his boot. The soil underneath was orange. Schmitt was the only trained geologist to ever walk on the Moon, and he got so excited he blurred most of his own photos. That orange soil turned out to be tiny glass beads from a volcanic eruption 3.64 billion years ago, one of the biggest finds of the entire Apollo program. A boot and a pair of trained eyes caught what no camera did.

For this flyby, NASA sent the crew a final list of 30 surface targets. They killed all the cabin lights to cut window reflections. They worked in pairs, rotating every 55 to 85 minutes, calling out craters and lava flows while scientists at Johnson Space Center analyzed everything in real time. Pilot Victor Glover reported that the Moon's south pole, where NASA wants to land astronauts by 2028, looked "more jagged" than the north with much steeper terrain. One observation from a human eye at 4,070 miles could shape where the next crew touches down.

At 6:44 PM Eastern, Orion slipped behind the far side and went radio silent for 40 minutes. Four people, completely cut off from every other human alive, the Moon blocking every signal back to Earth. The last time humans experienced that was December 1972.

They broke the all-time distance record on the way. Apollo 13 held it for 56 years at 248,655 miles from Earth. Artemis II passed that mark and kept going to 252,760. Jim Lovell, who commanded Apollo 13 and held that record his whole life, died last August at 97, eight months before these four beat it. Before he died, Lovell recorded a message for the crew. "Welcome to my old neighborhood," he told them. "Don't forget to enjoy the view."

The crew named two craters during the flyby. One for their spacecraft, Integrity. The other, Carroll, for Commander Reid Wiseman's late wife, a nurse who cared for newborns and died of cancer in 2020 at 46. Wiseman has raised their two daughters alone since. When Jeremy Hansen read the name to Mission Control, his voice broke. The crew hugged. Wiseman and Koch wiped tears. Then they got back to work, because they still had hours of Moon left to map with their eyes.

[Miles Taylor @MilesTaylorUSA]

Trump described to me on Air Force One on January 10, 2019 a way to casually crucify migrants on the border wall.

He’s not Christian. He’s inhuman.

His threat today on Easter to bomb Iranian civilians is consistent with his character.

[John Jackson @hissgoescobra]

Imagine being a pilot hunted through 18,000 foot mountains, struggling for breath, and your clown-ass President is tweeting fucking war crimes while his son is making money off gambling whether you’ll live or die on Polymarket.

[ben hylak @benhylak]

whenever a website has these weird colored border things, you know it's been vibe coded

[Jared ⊘ @featuringjared]

Ultimately, this kind of stuff will be his downfall because everyone not in the cult *hates* this cringy shit.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

People are going to write “is a pedophile” under Donald Trump’s signature on these bills. 🤣

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

Suprematism, by Nikolai Suetin, 1920-21, 📸 by @tiltoncreative

[Jared ⊘ @featuringjared]

@msbeliever82 No kidding! I need a beta blocker watching that game. Think I'll stick with curling where I can experience disappointment and a resting heart rate.

[Jared ⊘ @featuringjared]

LFG

[Jum @JesterJum]

Abandoned malls should be turned into GenX retirement homes.

Three stories tall with a food court, movie theater, arcade, orange Julius, and a Glamour shot....its perfect for them.

[Rep. Ilhan Omar @Ilhan]

Tomorrow the House is voting on DHS funding.

Not only should ICE receive NO funding, it should be abolished.

[Jared ⊘ @featuringjared]

FAFO. I wonder why the electorate hates you? 🤔

[The Halfway Post @HalfwayPost]

BREAKING: A top GOP official in Texas says, "It looks like we f***ed ourselves with our gerrymandering. We watered down all the red districts to steal as many blue ones as possible, and now the electorate hates us and our turnout is collapsing."

[manny @mannyfidel]

this is not true, it's a new image being posted on old reddit threads. this is a misinterpretation of how google's reverse image search works

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

The image being shown by DHS isn't even the weapon the guy had on him. They literally pulled an image from google search.

[Dr. Neighborhood Publicist @nhoodpublicist]

The largest labor strike in history is happening today in Minnesota. Yes they are suppressing the information but if enough of us talk about it off and online they can’t hide it. Tell every person you encounter about Minnesota.