Miss Anselmo

A teacher of English; Being able to handle teenegers is an achievement.
Lover of life with its ups and downs.
Down to Earth kinda person.

[Miss Anselmo @felistankirote]

@KaluhisKitchen I bought a blender,a ex Uk kosokoso,,,room smells like short-circuit every time I use it

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Pause that Affordable housing Nonsense and Subsidize this fuel you bastard. @WilliamsRuto

[𝙴𝚖𝚒𝚛 of #𝟶𝟶𝟷 @MombasaEmir]

People have a lot of good things about you, but you have to die first

[Miss Anselmo @felistankirote]

Relatives are very cruel to orphans. These are people the children learnt to trust over time almost calling mom/dad. I thought mothers side relatives cannot disinherit their nieces and nephews!

Ps both grandparents are alive!

[Eric @amerix]

The debt Moi handed to Kibaki: 600 billion.

600 billion in 40 years.

The debt Kibaki handed Uhuru: 1.8 trillion.

Kibaki borrowed 1.2 trillion in 10 years.

The debt Uhuru handed Ruto: 8.5 trillion.

Uhuru borrowed 7.3 trillion in 10 years!

Legally, Uhuru was allowed to borrow only 2 trillion, but he borrowed an extra 5.3 trillion ILLEGALLY.

By the time Uhuru left, we had paid 7 trillion according to an independent and verifiable forensic audit.

We paid the legal 2 trillion, and also paid Uhuru's illegal debt of 5 trillion.

Therefore, our balance was 1.5 trillion in 2022.

However, the debt has continued to skyrocket, rising from 8.5 trillion to 12 trillion.

This begs the question, who is pocketing our money?

Why is the parliament not summoning Uhuru to explain this blatant constitutional violation?

Why is Ruto not being put to task by parliament on why he continues to abet this illegal repayment?

Why are we paying a debt that doesn't exist?

Today, for every 100 shillings we collect as revenue, 96 shillings is repaying this debt.

A debt that doesn't exist, builds nothing, and gives zero return on investment.

We are only left with 4 shillings to pay civil servants, run the government, and build infrastructure.

We are in chains.

Our children deserve to be told the truth.

We can't hand the country to them that is in debt, in shambles and in chains.

This madness must stop!

[Ⓜ️ayana @billiongjgly]

1. Our skeletons are wet.
2. your nose is ALWAYS in your line of sight, but your brain ignores it
3. When you receive a donated kidney, they don’t take out the bad one. They just add the good one in.
4. Your immune system doesn't know you have eyes. Otherwise, it would attack them and make you blind. injuring one eye can introduce eye bits to the bloodstream and basically give your immune system the knowledge of having eyes. then it might decide it really fucking hates that and attack your non-injured eye.

5. The quality of the male sperm is responsible for morning sickness, preeclampsia, baby’s gender and almost every single pregnancy related issue.
6. You breathe through one nostril at a time. Don’t believe me? Put your finger below your nose and try.
7. The brain itself has no nerve endings, so it can’t feel pain. That’s why patients can be wide awake during brain surgery and made to perform certain actions.
8. That ringing in silence isn’t silence
When everything is quiet and you hear a faint ringing?
That’s your brain listening to its own nervous system.
You are hearing yourself functioning.
9. You will never experience your own death.
You only experience approaching it… Then nothing.
Everyone else gets closure, stories, funerals, and memories.
You don’t.
You never know you’ve become a memory.
From your perspective, the story just stops mid-sentence.

[Miss Anselmo @felistankirote]

@wakilinaph 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

Nurse: "There’s a man in the waiting room who says he’s invisible."

Doctor: "Tell him I can’t see him today."

[Miss Anselmo @felistankirote]

@Bookten8 Wooooi 🤣🤣🤣

[Miss Anselmo @felistankirote]

@Gustavo__254 Congratulations

[Miss Anselmo @felistankirote]

@JobFound5 Interested

[Miss Anselmo @felistankirote]

@Its_Roddie That's the bigger picture

[Heisenberg @DrJuma_M]

CONFIRMED:Muslim Leaders Dont Eat Pork,They eat NG-CDF.

[Jim Njue @jimNjue_]

North Eastern MPs have held another press conference in Nairobi to reject the allegations that they all live in Nairobi.

[Miss Anselmo @felistankirote]

@husseinkhamala The first of one who's sober

[Miss Anselmo @felistankirote]

@MsamariaMwema20 @RodgersKipembe How enough yet complain when no one is admitted to Mangu from Wajir,Mandera and Garissa? Jengeni tu skyscrapers

[Miss Anselmo @felistankirote]

@NickNyash01 @theminamano Does the proximity to that highway affect kids intelligence?

[Miss Anselmo @felistankirote]

@theminamano Ilike this conversation,,these so called big people after they studied in national schools,did I not see one deputy fly in a chopper to mud a classroom? It's time for this talk!

[Miss Anselmo @felistankirote]

@ahmednasirlaw After schooling In Lenana,how did you improve your home school wakili?

[Miss Anselmo @felistankirote]

@HonAdenDuale You are very happy that a statement has been issued,,,we know these soft nyweles are purchasing such admissions @0.5M!
Tell us about Garissa schools bwana Waziri!