Dr. Felix Garbage

Batted for the Tacos, pitched for the Mills. Released and living by a river. Eye on my North Star, always. (unofficial account!) // pfp by @klutzcollective

[Dr. Felix Garbage @felixgarbage]

Someone sent me this and I've never related to an animated character more.

[Dr. Felix Garbage @felixgarbage]

Also, something that occurred to me on the way here: blaseball dying to capitalism is possibly the most NYM thing the splort could have ever done.

[Dr. Felix Garbage @felixgarbage]

IHOP embracing the LAi creed. Taco baco!

[Dr. Felix Garbage @felixgarbage]

@CatboyDestiny I think we decided "The The Angels Angels" was infinite enough. XD

[Dr. Felix Garbage @felixgarbage]

OOC: Me. :)

[Cudi Faulkner (Di Batterino) @DiBatterinoCudi]

OOC: A final note - and I'll just RT this elsewhere - if y'all want to keep in touch with the dude behind the scenes, I'm always floating around. Hit me up at @illfocusedgamer or on Discord, where I'm JudasComplex#0002. So much love.

[Dr. Felix Garbage @felixgarbage]

silly little science man from Ithaca. To all the Mills who tolerated me, to the Tacos who loved Felix as soon as he baco'd. To all the amazing friends I've made through this crazy splort. To the Band who brought us all together. Play may have stopped, but we don't have to.

💙 JC

[Dr. Felix Garbage @felixgarbage]

OOC: So I have no intention of ever really "getting rid" of my various Twitters. I am a writer; these characters will live on in my writing as long as I live. But their lives will just look a little different now.

Thank you to everyone who let me into your world, to play my (c)

[Dr. Felix Garbage @felixgarbage]

@tacoblaseball Proud of you all. :) Wish I was down there with you.

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Proof that you can take the boy out of the Mills, but you can't take the millennial out of the boy...

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@philly_pies A pretzel and a coffee? I can Vlenmo you.

[Dr. Felix Garbage @felixgarbage]

@philly_pies A pretzel and a coffee? I can Vlenmo you.

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Can... can someone on the Tacos please tell Yulia that the point of the game is *not* to let the other team hit every pitch?

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Uh... hm.

@cote_iii ?

[MlatPlat 🏆🩳 @MlatPlat]

Cote Loveless MIGHT be Salmon!?

[Dr. Felix Garbage @felixgarbage]

@jaybot_flowers I know. ...I know.

I hate how trapped we all are. I hate how it keeps us all separated.

But I don't trust the Fans. Or the splort. And I care about all of you too much.

[Dr. Felix Garbage @felixgarbage]

@jaybot_flowers ...I was so hoping you'd all be safe.

...I still am.

[BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER ALTERNATE @blaseball]

Our Kicks! As ILB Commissioner and legal Notary, I hereby confer upon the Charleston Shoe Thieves the title of Season X Champion with a Golden Record of 65-25 and all the rights and privileges pertaining thereto!

[Dr. Felix Garbage @felixgarbage]

@clip_ny Doing okay over there, Clip?

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@charkattacked Glad to hear it. :)

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Siobhan? @charkattacked You okay?

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Blaseball, my friends.

[Dr. Felix Garbage @felixgarbage]

Good news: I found my notes on the rail gun.

Bad(?) news: I have absolutely no way to craft it in the black hole, as far as I'm aware.