uffe ellemann-jensens bøfhus

Borgmästare över Bonusland. Som en hjärna, fast smalare.

[uffe ellemann-jensens bøfhus @felmoftan]

alla mina tweets är skrivna medan jag tömmer tarmen, försummar barnen eller vansköter mitt arbete. ibland alla tre samtidigt

[uffe ellemann-jensens bøfhus @felmoftan]

@otmeahij jag hänger mest på det andra stället nu

[uffe ellemann-jensens bøfhus @felmoftan]

@martenschultz ingen aning vad umeå kommun sysslar med men förintelsen har i allra högsta grad något att göra med staten israels bildande, och staten israels bildande har i allra högsta grad något att göra med det nuvarande kriget i gaza

[uffe ellemann-jensens bøfhus @felmoftan]

@kwasbeb glad åt det rundlagda hållet

[uffe ellemann-jensens bøfhus @felmoftan]

@kamilkazani that sounds ... better

[Stanislav Aseyev @AseyevStanislav]

Testimony of the victim, Natalia Vlasova, who was in the Izolyatsia cells next to mine in 2019:

"Not every person would be capable of taking pleasure from causing pain to a naked and bound woman, and of committing all kinds of other perversions. Yevdokimov himself filed down my teeth with a nailfile, twisted my nipples and tried to push a bottle into my vagina”.

Her torturers “undressed me and bound me with scotch tape, poured water over me and turned on the current. If I didn’t scream enough, they increased the current and the shocks became even more intense. They needed a reaction. I didn’t understand that straight away, then when I screamed loud enough, I heard their satisfied voices.”

Natalia was also systematically raped and speaks of fifteen men arriving to use her in this way. As if their torture of her were not enough, they claimed to know where her small daughter went to kindergarten and threatened to bring her a toy containing explosives.

[uffe ellemann-jensens bøfhus @felmoftan]

@Roffe_Ruff varma ben syndrom

[uffe ellemann-jensens bøfhus @felmoftan]

@HerrHansson nä men ändå

[uffe ellemann-jensens bøfhus @felmoftan]

@anylaurie16 readers added context :(

[wint @dril]

every one i know with magic powers is saying something really good or really bad is going to happen within the next 500 years

[uffe ellemann-jensens bøfhus @felmoftan]

@caitiedelaney oh no! he was a truly extra special guy, anyone could see that.

[uffe ellemann-jensens bøfhus @felmoftan]

@AGoldmund a dead horse is called a horpse

[uffe ellemann-jensens bøfhus @felmoftan]

@AGoldmund also the bills have a badly drawn cartoon dog on them

[uffe ellemann-jensens bøfhus @felmoftan]

@AGoldmund all jook up

[uffe ellemann-jensens bøfhus @felmoftan]

@Josh_Wiljanen @caitiedelaney give them a month, they can be weird at first and then work beautifully

[Meningslösheten AB @tordbraun]

Silverbengt är avundsjuk på Guldbengt.
Kopparbengt har tagit sitt liv.
Rågbengt, Vetebengt, Havrebengt och Kornbengt gingo i höstglöden. "Höstglöden blöder" skreko de. De äro höstglödens bröder.
Kukbengt och Fittbengt äro kusiner med Vitamin B.

[uffe ellemann-jensens bøfhus @felmoftan]

@HerrHansson jag är inte rasist men jag visste inte heller

[uffe ellemann-jensens bøfhus @felmoftan]

o ho ho trolig tråd. benny hill-musik på

[uffe ellemann-jensens bøfhus @felmoftan]

@AGoldmund i'm a fan of TL;DR therapy

[Jack Werner @kwasbeb]

de har ändå en särskild plats i mitt hjärta efter alla dessa år, gubbarna som anklagar radion för att mörklägga sådant de hört på radion

[Michael Legge @michaellegge]

Drummers! If you sit on your arm long enough, it feels like you’re in Def Leppard.