Marko P

I have nothing of interest to say, ever!

[Gandalv @Microinteracti1]

🇺🇸: The FIFA World Cup should be held anywhere but the United States of America going forward.

The world is starting to sour on the fact that we gave the football World Cup to the United States of America.

No other host has so completely confused running a tournament with running a parade about itself. America grabbed 78 of the 104 matches, every knockout round and the final, then sat Mexico and Canada with 13 games each. Then it bolted a Super Bowl halftime show onto the final, because ninety minutes of the world’s favourite sport apparently cannot entertain anyone without fireworks and a pop star.

This is the low life patriotic chest-thumping we were warned about. Flags everywhere, wounded pride, a host nation absolutely certain the planet tuned in to admire it rather than the football. We saw this exact film in Russia 2018, and America is beating that record comfortably.

Mexico and Canada gave us the real thing. Warmth, noise, genuine love for the game. We should have left it with them.

Wake up, FIFA. This is the ONLY logical solution.

[Jess 🌻 @jessicarrrrrrrr]

I hope if the UK get a chance to host the world cup they take a leaf out of usa's book and zoom in on random British celebs like Tyrone from Corrie, Gareth Gates and the guy from the pepto bismol ad

[Scotland’s Story @80_mcswan]

If you want Baroness Michelle Mone removed from the House of Lords and to repay the £136,000,000 owed to taxpayers, please RT!

[Marko P @ferfexake]

@connor_naismith Its free if you have Virginmedia

[LJB @LJB1878]

Fucking hell @premierleague; gonna be mental when deduct Chelsea the exact 48 points they have, as per your OWN rules of Overspend to Points Deduction that you enforced on @Everton, @NFFC, @LCFC...

...let's see if you've got the bollocks, you fucking corrupt cunts!

[steve @bagshaw2112]

This made me smile #nasa #oil #clangers @NASA

[The Other 98% @TheOther_9]

Trump in 2008: Anyone who invades the Middle East under false pretenses should be impeached.

Let’s make sure it goes viral here.

[Glenn Tunes @glenn_tunes]

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[Kenny BooYah! 🖖🏾 @KwikWarren]

Lawrence O’Donnell fought hard not to burst out laughing while pointing out how trump lied when he said he ALWAYS thought Joe Kent was weak on security. Lawrence capped it off by mocking trump with: “And no one proves donald trump to be a liar more effectively than donald trump.”

[Ajoje⚽⚖️ @israel_ajoje]

This one is a football accounting gem. I promise you will love it.

In January 2023, Chelsea signed Mykhailo Mudryk from Shakhtar Donetsk for £88.5 million. The deal was jaw dropping on its own. But what really made the football world stop and stare was not the fee. It was the contract length. Eight and a half years. The longest contract in Premier League history at the time.

Journalists questioned it. Rival clubs complained about it. And most fans had absolutely no idea what Chelsea were actually doing.

But let me tell you. They were not being reckless. They were doing math. Very clever, very deliberate, very legal math. And the tool they were using is called amortisation.

This is part of what football insiders consider during transfers.

Are you with me? Good.

Here is the simplest way to understand amortization. When a club signs a player, they spread the accounting of the cost of the transfer fee over the period of the contract signed by the player.

So for example, when Harry Maguire signed for Manchester United in 2019 for £80 million on a six year deal, that did not show up as an £80 million expense in year one. It worked out as an annual amortisation cost of £13.3 million per year.

That is the entire concept.

Think of it the same way you think of a mortgage. You do not pay the full value of a house on the day you move in. You spread it. Football clubs do the exact same thing with players, and it is not a trick or a cheat. It is standard accounting practice used across every industry in the world. Check it. It's International Standard 38- used for accounting for intangible assets.

The reason it matters so much in football is because of Financial Fair Play and Profitability and Sustainability Rules, which regulate how much clubs can lose in any given period.

Amortisation costs are added to the profit and loss account each year, so the lower your annual amortisation figure, the healthier your books look. And here is where contract length becomes a weapon.

Now let us do the math together.

By using amortisation to complete Mudryk's transfer, Chelsea were able to record his £80 million fee as just £9.41 million per year for UEFA's FFP calculation. Had they signed Mudryk to a four year deal instead, his fee would have been recorded as £20 million per year. Same player. Same fee.

More than double the annual accounting cost just by changing the contract length. That is the power of what Chelsea figured out. They did the same with Enzo Fernandez, signed for a then-British record of £106.8 million on an eight and a half year deal, which translated to an annual amortisation expense of approximately £13.4 million.

And Moises Caicedo for £115 million on eight and a half years. And Wesley Fofana for £70 million on seven years. Repeat this across an entire squad and a billion pounds of spending starts to look manageable on paper.

Did you get that?

Now let's look at another part of amortization- the book value piece, because this changes how you think about every transfer you have ever watched.

Book value is the difference between the transfer fee spent on a player minus what has already been amortised.

For example, after two years, a £50 million player signed on a five year deal has a book value of £30 million. Any sale above £30 million is recorded as a profit. Anything below is a loss. This is why clubs can sell a player for what looks like a loss and still report a gain in their accounts.

Take this example: a player is signed for £40 million on a five year contract. He is not a success and is sold two years later for £26 million. At the point of sale, his book value is £24 million, meaning the club actually books a £2 million profit on the deal. Fans see terrible business. The accountants see a gain. Same transaction, completely different reality.

Manchester City lived this with Robinho. He was bought for £32.5 million on a four year deal in 2008, with annual amortisation of £8.1 million. He was sold after two years, leaving a book value of £16.3 million. City sold him for £18 million and claimed a £1.7 million profit on the sale. Supporters spent years calling it a disaster. The finance department called it a profit.

There is one more trick worth knowing: contract extensions. If a player signs a new contract during their existing deal, the remaining unamortised value is spread over the length of the new contract.

So if you bought a player for £60 million on a five year deal and after two years you extend his contract by three more years, the remaining £36 million book value is now spread across five new years instead of three.

That reduces the annual amortisation cost and can reduce FFP losses by millions per year. Extending a contract is not always about keeping a player happy. Sometimes it is purely a financial decision dressed up as a vote of confidence.

Back to Chelsea. Other clubs eventually complained loudly enough that UEFA had to act. UEFA amended its Financial Sustainability Regulations in July 2023, introducing a rule that limits the amortisation of player registrations to a maximum of five years, regardless of how long the contract actually runs.

The Premier League followed in December 2023, when shareholders voted to apply the same five year maximum to all new or extended player contracts going forward. The loophole was closed. But crucially, the rule could not be applied retrospectively, meaning every player Chelsea signed on those long contracts before December 2023 continues to be amortised over the full contract length.

Chelsea were already finished with their biggest spending windows by the time the door was shut. The timing was not a coincidence.
As I conclude, always remember this- the contract is never just a contract. It is an accounting instrument. And the clubs that understand that are always three moves ahead of the ones that do not.

I hope you enjoyed this.

Tomorrow, by 7AM WAT, We get into the wage bill, and why a £50 million transfer can quietly become a £150 million commitment before you have blinked.

Thanks for reading.

My name is Ajoje. I am a FIFA Licensed Agent and International Sports Lawyer. I write on the Law and Business of Football, a lot. Repost and Follow if you want to read more posts like this.

[Bluewezzie1878 @bluewezzie]

Premier league corrupt as fuck no question about it 100%

[Darth Craven @CrazyCraven01]

chris kavanagh is a disgrace for people who didn’t see the match can you guess which one was violent conduct according to him
https://t.co/XvfZYN6OjO

[Marko P @ferfexake]

@madeleneloveexo The smoothness

[Popular Liberal 🇺🇸 @PopularLiberal]

BOOM! MEHDI HASAN DROPS THE MIC:

"The great irony is Trump is the son of an immigrant, grandson of an immigrant, married to an immigrant... in fact, 2 of his 3 wives were immigrants—proving yet again immigrants will do the jobs even Americans aren’t willing to do."

MAGA: Built by immigrants, but walls for everyone else? Clowns.

[Mark Cockerton @CockertonMark]

Nigel Farage. What first attracted you to blaming immigrants for everything, after your Irish and German wives dumped you and your French girlfriend made you buy her a £900,000 house?

[Jay @jessicamayclark]

This really cannot be retweeted enough.
Really can’t.

So what you waiting for? 🙏👍

[. @jdpoc]

If Tories want a 'Tax Investigation' into Angela Rayner, fine.

First, let's do Nadhim Zahawi, Sajid Javid, Nadine Dorries, Rishi Sunak, George Osborne, Liam Fox, Priti Patel, Sir Geoffrey Cox, Lord Ashcroft, Boris Johnson, etc, etc.

And the systematic Covid Fraud.

[WH Fan Place @WestHamPlace]

Alexander Isak to sign a 6 year contract at Liverpool*

*or until he fucks off his current club, goes on strike and wants to join Real Madrid.