Bill Ferguson

[Bill Ferguson @fergindc]

@_PriscillaReiss @ShawnChittle @CocaCola @Reagan_Airport AI tells me DCA has an exclusive pouring rights contract with Pepsi. Lounges are the exception because the airlines all contract with Coke, but Amex does Pepsi. IAD is also all Pepsi.

[Bill Ferguson @fergindc]

@BleacherJeff we’re coming to your city next weekend. https://t.co/QnFqbMTjrj We are essentially walking from Navy Pier to Wrigley and back via the Loop. It’s great to see people out cheering us on. Maybe we’ll go by @NiseiLounge. Push and Believe

[Bill Ferguson @fergindc]

@oucmecalling311 @musserryan Or these?

[Bill Ferguson @fergindc]

@AliceinDCland Fair. Just call them electric motorcycles (or 49cc scooters, depending on license requirements), remove the pedals, and avoid the pretense of them being bicycles.

[Bill Ferguson @fergindc]

@AliceinDCland And I’m sorry you got hurt, but I was out of characters.

[Bill Ferguson @fergindc]

@AliceinDCland I think that e-bikes and anything not 100% organically-powered should be regulated as a motor vehicle, and they shouldn’t be on sidewalks or bike lanes, and they should obey traffic laws, but isn’t this fundamentally still a driver fault, regardless of what machine is used?

[Bill Ferguson @fergindc]

@PenguinSix @WashProbs You mean the Eiffel Tower, right?

[Bill Ferguson @fergindc]

@HillFamilyBikin @Nationals 4 presidents on @bikeshare

[Bill Ferguson @fergindc]

@Dcwash1 @NatsCaptObvious my favorite @Nationals personalities!

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

L - GOP Rep and MI senate candidate Mike Rogers actual photo from the campaign trail.

R - Photo put out by staffer.

[emily is in sf @emilyinvc]

If you're a grown adult and you tell me PST instead of PDT in the summer, you immediately lose 10 IQ points in my mind.

[Bill Ferguson @fergindc]

@OrganizerMemes Lanternfly nymphs also resemble ticks.

[Bill Ferguson @fergindc]

@ZachWKelly I’m too old for this shit. Going forward you will have to explain the Internet to me.

[Bill Ferguson @fergindc]

@dontpush35 @CrystalLNosal @mattadler81 Please do the black anchovy for more intense fishiness.

[Bill Ferguson @fergindc]

@_Noah_Fence1 More please.

[Bill Ferguson @fergindc]

@ZachWKelly

[Tao-of-Poop @agitpoop]

America 250 Concert revised performers roster:
• Lady Maga
• Red Hat Chili Peppers
• Magadeth
• Impeaches & Herb
• the Magas and the Papas
• Earth Wind & You’re Fired
• Supertrump

[Andrew Leyden @PenguinSix]

A B-52 bomber has just overflown Arlington for a WW2 bomber pilot
being laid to rest today.

[Bill Ferguson @fergindc]

@JustinWDC @StubHub @DCAttorneyGen I noticed that a couple weeks ago too. It could be due to various shopping portal kickback schemes (AAshopping, CapitalOne) that are available via their website but can’t be enabled in their app.

[Bill Ferguson @fergindc]

@ZachWKelly And I had to Google mogged.