fernando strohmeyer

Food Worker
Comedian
Failed Rock Star

[fernando strohmeyer @fernandostrohmo]

@OptimumHelp Had a very nice talk with Verizon today. Officially made the switch since you jackasses won’t even give an update. At least they PRETEND to care.

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@redcityradio respect

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@redcityradio please tell me you guys are still playing in Brooklyn somewhere on Sunday if show is rained out!!

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@JenKirkman you were fantastic! Felt like watching a dialed-in set. And it was fun talking shit about Watertown after. Go get it, girl!

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Good vibes to Carl, who is spending a couple nights in the icu for inhaling his own vomit. #savecarl #grumpycat #jerk

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there are few things more perfect than a grilled cheese sandwich and a nice cup of tomato soup. #iusedtobecool

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Half an egg and cheese sandwich plus half a turkey sandwich = Brunch.

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Going to see @toddbarry tonight. Do I bow or grovel on my knees when in his presence? Either way, my eyes WILL be averted.

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according to the weather report, we will be having an "ice event" later this week. should i buy tickets? what train do i take to get to it?

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So, apparently, @luluhighlife and I are going to watch @birbigs do jazzercise tonight?

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First in line for @robdelaney. Yes!!!

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Invite me to your thing so I can annoy your friends.

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We Bought a Hooker Zoo #addawordruinamovie

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Animal Rights House #AddaWordRuinaMovie

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Smoking butts as a teenager was the coolest.

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I'm not a news junkie. More of a news user. I mean, you're not gonna find me sucking dick for the traffic report.

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@robdelaney @POWERHOUSEArena reserved two spots. Pants optional?.

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One of the comics at the open mic last night was high on heroin. It was not as funny as the @pattonoswalt bit.

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Imagine how many bongs and vaporizers are being packed right now across America. #BreakingBad