Fern

banned at 50 follow for a surprise primarily a dean cooper fan account

[Fern @fernforgetful00]

C'est pour vous reuf, c'est nathan

[HorseSlug🐌 @horseslug]

i dressed my autistic son up as morty when we went to lowes and nobody really noticed or cared

[ALBION @TEMPEREDY0UTH]

#DollyPartonThemedHelterSkelter #RAHOWAForDollyParton #EnactTheNeroDecreeEightyYearsAfterTheWarForDollyParton #RepeatTheYezhovshchinaInTheNameOfDollyParton #InternationalProleRevForDollyParton #WW3ForDollyParton #WalkOutsideAndShootWildlyAtNothing4Dolly #DollyworldSentUs

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

hearing that this season won’t really focus on the dangers of technology, but instead on cajun/bayou cookery

[Miss Ally @MissAlly_01]

I was stopped by a traffic cop. He said, "You were driving a bit fast. What would happen if you had suddenly come across Mister Fog?" I said, "I'd have trod on Mister Brake." He said, "I will repeat the question. What would happen if you had suddenly come across Mist or Fog."

[elf boyfriend @elfbfbaby]

i don't really think so

[carter :) @hvppydeathday]

when you have a friend

[Will Sennett @Senn_Spud]

Recently rewatched Mad men and this time around it struck me that Don is not the hero (girlfriend leaves room) if Don Draper was a fire truck he would be the biggest one in the world

[Haviture @haviture2]

What is his occupation is he in a union does he sing what is his name and what does he preform and what is the song he's singing

[Fern @fernforgetful00]

Les peuples savons pas qui vous avez douze journées du vacances de gratuit en l'an #malade

[Gaëtan 🇵🇸 @Ozuzouz]

J’ai vu Disclosure day

[Fern @fernforgetful00]

Had a dream I watched teenage sex and death last night and it ended with a lead-in post-credits scene for the new big bang theory spin off

[vel 🕸 @pakuzunoha]

steve finds out shes transgender <333

[Black Radioactive Boi 🚂☢ @TokenOfTheMonth]

This is legit the first time ive ever laughed at any of his shenanigans what would possess him to do this lmfaoooo

[Simon Meiners @simonmeiners]

@_HistoryNerd On July 26, 1983, Nimrod Workman, 87, crab-walked.

[a live corpse @skramzbunny]

customer decided to tell me about how alan turing killed himself after being chemically castrated but started the story with "you'll like this"

[bigprout @bigprout_____]

« Le fascisme est a nos portes » bro le fascisme se br sur le canapé depuiiiis

[Fern @fernforgetful00]

CSAM at camp miasma

[yoshimi battles video game addiction @nise_yoshimi]

Cormac McCarthy staggering to the typerwriter after a couple of long island ice teas and hammering out "horses are the most scariest animal in the world"