F. G. Boofable

Musings of an introvert who gets paid to be an extrovert. This page left intentionally blank. DM me for pics of my cats.

[F. G. Boofable @fgboof]

Goodnight.

See y’all in five minutes.

[your other mom @difficultpatty]

Your mom is grounded.

[F. G. Boofable @fgboof]

For someone who works at a company involved in aviation that relies on Microsoft products, this week can end already.

[tasman @lildorothy_]

first date idea you watch me play with my model trains

[Fav @favwontmiss]

Millennials be like “I needed this” and it’s just Outlook being down.

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

microsoft HUSSEIN outlook

[F. G. Boofable @fgboof]

Can someone explain to my boss that I’m not in charge of Microsoft servers?

[Matty McTech @setupspawn]

When Microsoft Outlook and Teams go down during a workday

[frick @gofrickurself]

Who up malfunctioning

[F. G. Boofable @fgboof]

@HeyAmie

[F. G. Boofable @fgboof]

I wish naps at work were a thing.

[F. G. Boofable @fgboof]

When I find myself on a Zoom call with my CEO at 6:45 pm on a Tuesday, I think I’m either getting a raise or getting fired.

[F. G. Boofable @fgboof]

I bought a heated blanket for my bed and I am really never going to leave now.

[Amie with an ie @HeyAmie]

If you abandon someone in their darkest hour, it can never be forgotten.

[Connor Ewing @ConnorMEwing]

I just wish Mitch McConnell were alive to see this.

[Caitlin @caitlin_mmm]

Just because it’s work hours on a work day doesn’t mean you can just send me work slack messages come on

[F. G. Boofable @fgboof]

I’ll vote for whatever party brings back AIM chat rooms.

Just kidding, I’m voting blue.

[tasman @lildorothy_]

The best things in life are free like inhaling asbestos

[dan @AgentDanie1]

a male selfie is often a cry for help

[F. G. Boofable @fgboof]

@HysteriaBarbie Sounds like a real asshole