fi

I can’t swim, I can’t dance and I don’t know karate

[Lillie of the Valley 🐱 @LillieLovesRush]

i'm worried i'm next to get kicked out of slipknot

[fi @ficarroll_]

Rich in life because I've heard honey this mirror and vampires live 🖤 #mcr

[ravens @_R4V3N5_]

is there a way to permanently be under the effects of two beers

[jezz @JezziiB]

trans women are definitely women because people are obsessed with blaming them for things that aren't their fault, and that's the most feminine experience of all

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

On this day, 22 years ago, the The Sopranos episode “Long Term Parking” premiered.

The episode is still regarded as one of the show’s most devastating hours, with its final act completely changing the emotional weight of the series moving forward.

[Nick Eardley @nickeardleybbc]

Biggest parties in Scotland (SNP), Wales (Plaid) and Northern Ireland (Sinn Fein) all want to leave the UK

[KNEECAP @KNEECAPCEOL]

Happy anniversary

[fi @ficarroll_]

I think every man needs to grow a mustache and see how much better their life becomes

[Dami 🇦🇷☀️ COMMS OPEN!!! @Mlemmin_]

You mean cunty and a millionaire? 😭 Oh noooo

[FunkLip @funkomi]

I can’t prove it but going to the office 5 days a week is a carcinogen and I need someone to fund that research please.

[mitra @mitrajoy_]

what a time to have an anxiety disorder, a love of history, and a compulsive need to stay informed

[Fallon @filthtofilth]

we need non cancerous cigarettes to give to women so they look hot. men get the normal kind

[chance @chanceposts]

I will trust someone on Reddit from 11 years ago with my life before using chatgpt for anything

[Mrs Róisín Ní Chormaic 🍀🍀 @MrsFleckles119]

Margaret Thatcher would’ve been 100 this Christmas…
But she’s dead. Merry Christmas everyone 🫶🏻💚

[babygunk @babygunk]

Architecture was better when the cocaine was clean and people prioritized spaces where they could stay up and talk all night

[fi @ficarroll_]

@vittorioangelon Thank you! My dad's Christmas is sorted!

[fi @ficarroll_]

Andrew became one of the best characters in season 7 Buffy

[fi @ficarroll_]

I love seeing all the sound cunts anti Swift

[fi @ficarroll_]

@duolingo @e1duchess I'm sad I didn't see the German lesson with the Harry Potter author hate.
Don't let the bastards get you down, Duo! 💚