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Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and you have to blow your nose. - 8year old Ben

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@Lily_MayR @CommuterClub Shocking.

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@CommuterClub So how long do you plan on not refunding my money for? Surely 2 months is enough..

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Sometimes I get the urge to kick pigeons

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@SouthernRailUk never has there been a truer word. Please tell me they have offered you a full time job whenever you want?!

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@_BTHNSF @FunnyVines HOWLING

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If anyone knows of any other hysterical twitter rants retelling a story please send my way.

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Articles like this give me life. https://t.co/GykXJ5VbWw

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@_BTHNSF literally my nightmare. Instant swells and itchy skin. 🔥🔥🔥😭😭😭

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@ChrisKalugin without a shadow of a doubt

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Everything about this reminds me of you. The song choice, the dancing, the lack of coordination 😉😙 @ChrisKalugin https://t.co/0vzDNb4J3O

[Sᴄᴏᴛᴛ Pᴏᴘᴇsᴄᴜ @ScottPopescu]

Who else gets lit to this song too 😂

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@_BTHNSF it's like youre in my mind

[Joe Patch @boringJoePatch]

Is there a greater satisfaction than when you glide your scissors through wrapping paper? Not chop or cut. Glide.

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@Pret Are you guys doing free breakfast for christmas jumper wearers?

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Literal snapshot of @NickPTWR in a Business seminar https://t.co/v4Sr7UXoqg

[Grace Rutland @GraceRutland]

Off to the @MercuryPrize award ceremony and show tonight with @fieldfml @tomrutland and @Sarahcoombez #MercuryPrize 🎉🍾🏆

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@SouthernRailUK You are supposed to offer a service at 20past and 50past every hour from Victoria. The board said 20:20, maybe check again..

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@SouthernRailUK Dorking to Victoria delayed for 25mins from 20:20 to 20:45. If you would like to speak to me further it's [email protected]

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@SouthernRailUK You've left myself, countless other passengers, a wheelchair user and a pregnant lady standing on the platform.