Kyle Fietsam

are bonita fish big

[🌴ᴛʜᴇᴀʀᴛᴏꜰᴡᴀʀ🌴 @TheArtOfWar6]

I’ve had 3 plates of Christmas dinner but someone brought out Ferrero Rochers

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

haha, that’s amazing, it actually reminds me of a similar story. well, not similar. but I’ve been wanting to talk for awhile and I think I found a tangential connection to shoehorn it in

[miri @eggoslug]

Imagine going to see a situationship in 1868 and you go outside and your horse dead as hell

[addison raetheon @ITARviolation]

a white boy in motion stays in motion

[Sam Lambert @samlambert]

@davidgomes "thanks to dynamodb my wife is now a grilled cheese"

[weenie @bigfreakingnuts]

as punishment for all my wrongdoings, i will be consuming a wide variety of substances of which will ultimately shorten my life span by a large number of years

[vel @INEED2GOHOMENOW]

the lion hadnt really thought about it that way

[richard @richard_normal]

oh that? yeah that’s just The Pattern. you’re going to be Noticing it more lately.

[harky @theharkyp]

NYC subway ads are so depressing as of late. Your choices are AI boyfriend. Go on ozempic. Go to grad school. Become a corrections officer.

[oatmeal influencer @acechhh]

I love beating a dead horse with the girls. There is nothing better than a Saturday night rehashing and never letting that horse rest in peace

[Маделейн . @normalmadeline]

sometimes I’ll drink a gingerale and eat a biscoff cookie and sit up in kind of an unnatural position and pretend I’m on a delta flight

[Mike Truk ⛁ @Wallop4000]

Might be the Most Beautiful Thing i Ever Seen

[General Steez @generalsteez69]

Wake up in the morning. Open up https://t.co/NGxMBCV9Bu the everything app. Oh nice picture of beer. Oh cool Michigan got a punter. Oh wow that’s the most racist thing I’ve ever seen. Oh wow that’s the 2nd most racist thing I’ve ever seen. Dear god that’s incredibly racist.

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

white ppl be like yea just come in thru the garage

[General Grievous @GeneralGrevio13]

Ridiculous bias on display. Refer to one by name and the other by slur? The corrupt Republic does not hide their intentions.

[Mitya @Discollaborator]

Got caught swinging a stick around like a sword. Now the other skirmishers are making fun of me. Bowing, and calling me "sir" and "milord", stuff like that. Do they have to be so mean about it? Is it so wrong for a spearman to dream?

[biwindow | #TENOÍ @buckwindow]

“Your mother is a sex robot in mos eisley” is fucking insane