Lynn Gold

Tech Writer/Journalist/Comedian/Musician

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@JohnCleese Who IS Matthew Stadlen? I know who YOU are, and I love your work.

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There's nothing that makes me feel more powerful than when I do something that's easy for me and it brings joy to others.

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@WW3finalboss A lead lifesaver.

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@JoJoFromJerz Every stump in the Louisiana swamps is smarter than Tommy Tuberville is. The last time I checked, Europe, China, and the Middle East existed before the USA did.

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@LucasSa56947288 Principled.

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@krassenstein I didn’t laugh.

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@FactsMatter_44 @CalltoActivism People are living longer lives of higher quality. Seventy eight isn’t as “old” as it used to be. My great grandmother died at 88 in a nursing home. My mother was living in her own home and still driving, cooking, and gardening at 88.

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@WintersPolitics I’m mixed on this. Normally I’d have said it was wrong, but given what’s coming into the White House, it’s reasonable, especially given some of the pardons Trump has issued and plans to issue.

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@herotimeszero @harris_wins Are you SURE about the toilets? I thought he wore diapers.

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@RandyRRQuaid @BarbraStreisand You don’t have them play Christian funeral music! You call for help. Tim Walz had that happen on a campaign stop and handed it beautifully.

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@levie Is this an election, or is this QVC?

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@BarbraStreisand Do you think Donald Trump has ever stepped into a grocery store?

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@KamalaHQ Like his running mate?

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@TheRichFromCali You already seem to like orange.

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@elonmusk @realDonaldTrump @KamalaHarris Kamala is the VICE President, not the President. She isn’t in a position where she can do things her way. Trump managed to screw up things really bad in his term.

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@Damaan4u33 I’d wave by putting my thumb on my nose and wiggling the rest of my fingers. 😆

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@ResisterSis20 The thought of fucking him makes me want to vomit. Just sayin’….

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@rebecca_fachner Years ago a friend of mine worked at a place that designed office buildings. One of his colleagues had very carefully designed the Men’s Room to comply with ADA regulations…complete with a properly positioned tampon machine. At the time it drew many laughs.

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@iAnonPatriot @JoeBiden Sorry, but Donald Trump already has laid claim to that title.

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@JoeBiden Please update your campaign web site to reflect this change. If this is true, posting this on one of the least secure media sites is not the way to go. Either this is a huge hoax, or someone on the staff running https://t.co/GYC71U65lR is either asleep at the wheel.