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Hilarious, talented philanthropist… three words that have absolutely no business being in this bio. FFC

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@TheCineprism He’s shite.

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@TonyKhan PLEASE hire a dedicated DoF for Fulham, your split attention has been threatening to kill us for years now

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@ItsIbzFFC I agree with a fair few of your takes but this would be, without question, one of the most honking windows I’ve ever seen from our club

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That shithouse corner karma gets you eventually

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The thing is, if you want to beat a team that plays ball as truly honking as Arsenal, you need to be even worse at football than they are. I mean you have to stink the place out so fucking bad, they simply down tools mentally in admiration like Mosquera did.

Shit that bed, lads

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If they don’t win this the headloss over this moment will be weapons-grade

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

Arsenal had a corner on the stroke of half time and the referee said to take it quickly before he blows the whistle.

Bukayo Saka then walked so slowly to the corner flag and just as he was about to take it, the ref blew his whistle for half time. 😭

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@JamieHemmings12 Genuinely can’t agree with Smith Rowe playing shit today aside from a couple of really poor shots; he’s actually done some of the proper grunt work and tracked back to make interventions that it seemed no other cunt was willing to do. Maybe not dazzling, but solid

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man really said “you deserve to win it if you finish top”

turns out I grossly underestimated the number of headers he’s had

[Sky Sports Premier League @SkySportsPL]

"Really pleased for my old club"

Alan Smith reacts to Arsenal winning the Premier League 🏆🔴

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This is what happens when you bring in an Online Safety Act in the UK, the only safe place for incel expression is the Eurovision Song Contest

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L’cHAIM

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Any minute Sharon Osbourne is walking through this plastic surgeon’s waiting room, bet you anything

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Panic! at the Self-Identification Checkbox #Eurovisión2026

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Give Greece the fucking trophy right now. Every year they bring the unadulterated crazy and it’s always catchy as fuck #Eurovisión2026

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@DomsBig24962 @tobyasky

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@OSmithFFC Always Gyokeres

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yes we already know Timothy Castagne is shite thank you lads

[Squawka @Squawka]

Leandro Trossard completed six take-ons against Fulham, his most EVER in a Premier League game.

And he completed 100% of them. 💯

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It’s so weird that we seem to do this almost every time at the Emirates and Etihad… even when they’re playing pretty badly

If they were lying on the ground we’d get a shovel out

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Goal or not… ten players in the box and it’s a fucking shooting range

Absolute joke

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Castagne’s skate rental bill is gonna be astronomical at the end of the season

Defensive equilibrium is a myth

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The “crucial” games have been and gone lad, just put 12th place in the bag and tell us what you’re doing with your contract

[West London Sport @WestLondonSport]

Silva pleased with clean sheet at Forest and says home game against Burnley is "crucial" for Fulham.