Dan Cordella

amateur father, advertising flunkie, Masshole-ish. occasional smoked meat enthusiast.

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I’m breaking my twitter hiatus to officially tell @verizonfios to fuck off and let me watch nfl games on Fox. I hate the Murdochs as much as the next guy, but I subscribe to Verizon partly for nfl playoffs.

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@PeteNBCBoston Felt in boston. Confirmed in Melrose and Needham

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It was never the government that was out to get you. It was the oligarchs. Now you get to see what happens when they become one.

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Still can’t believe the guys from Fear Factor and Road rules helped elect the guy from The Apprentice.

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I bet if John McCain were still alive, he would have slapped Lindsay Graham across the face a la Cher and Nicholas cage. https://t.co/aX8crpV7Mj

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I so want to delete Twitter. I have to delete Twitter. But man do I love seeing takes from @RadioFreeTom.

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@Verizonsupport we tried calling but got stuck in endless menu prompts. fS1 is the only channel that’s glitching on my box. Any suggestions why or how to fix?

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@stoolpresidente @GovTimWalz The guy served 24 years in the national guard and retired. Please stop sharing internet propaganda and claiming you’re just asking a question. That’s just as irresponsible as the media you question.

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This morning a woman told me that the cyber attack was probably because terrorists were trying to get back at Donald Trump because of his RNC speech. Tell me again how this isn’t a cult?

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@jmitchem @IanSohn One of my favorite places

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@jmitchem Plain and simple

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My kids went to their pediatrician for strep tests. It cost $400. We pay for premium insurance through an employer. I ask any insurers or health experts to enlighten me: How is this possible? To drain people for simple medical procedures we can do at a massive cost scale.

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December 22, 8:29 am. First time I’ve heard “do they know it’s Christmas” played. This is a good sign. Either they’re playing less Christmas music early or I haven’t been out to places that play Christmas music.

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@CameronWolfe Yet the nfl wants more. They need more rest or less games.

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The refs called offensive offsides in my kids flag football game. Cost them a big drive but it forced qb’s and coaches to check scrimmage before each play. A good lesson and Not that hard. why are nfl players complaining again?

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I believe that just like the Von Erich’s, there will one day be a movie about the Gronkowskis. But instead of A24, it will be produced by Brazzers.

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It’s pretty amazing that outer space is basically I giant roller skating rink and all the galaxies are just wobbly skaters moving around trying not to crash into one another.

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Just one fucking time I want the “rules analyst” to say that the refs screwed it up

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The curveball that changed history. Great pitch.

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@RpsAgainstTrump Play this on fox