Nikki Caton

[Nikki Caton @find_nikki]

@renabaddie_ 116

[Nikki Caton @find_nikki]

Learn a language with me on Duolingo! It’s free, fun, and effective for learning languages. Join me? https://t.co/NWcjbVpeif

[Dr. Glaucomflecken @DGlaucomflecken]

The family medicine residency interview

[Dr. Shadowgazer @DShadowgazer]

there literally aren’t any family medicine doctor jokes because all they do is provide excellent, comprehensive care to the whole world and take a lesser salary to do so 🥺

[Nikki Caton @find_nikki]

😂

[Dr. Glaucomflecken @DGlaucomflecken]

The golden weekend

[Dr. Shadowgazer @DShadowgazer]

medicine is basically just giving people fluid and getting fluid out of them, and then taking pictures with expensive machines to see if the fluid is there or not

[Dr. Shadowgazer @DShadowgazer]

when they order the fourteenth chest x ray in a 10 hour span

[ScratchpadMD @scratchpadMD]

04:56am: ......
04:57am: ......
04:58am: ......
04:59am: ......
05:00am:

[Dr. Shadowgazer @DShadowgazer]

pro tip : if you are going to try and use research to back up your points, read more than the title of the study.

like at least read the abstract and make sure the sample size is more than the author and their imaginary friends

[Dr. Shadowgazer @DShadowgazer]

healthcare workers: *crippling anxiety* *horrible debt* *crazy stress*

admin: you should try yoga

healthcare workers:

[Dr. Glaucomflecken @DGlaucomflecken]

So I think I understand internal medicine. You have to figure out how much fluid is in the body, then you argue with people from different specialties about how much fluid is in the body, then you do an echo, then you add or remove fluid, sometimes both, then discharge.

[GomerBlog @GomerBlog]

Appointment: 9 AM

Patient arrives: 9:07

10 min to register

12 min to room

Doctor sees patient: 9:34 AM

Runs behind entire day

Patient satisfaction surveys: Doctor inconsiderate of our time, kept us waiting too long. 2/5 stars.

#realnews #FOAMed

[Medical Axioms @medicalaxioms]

When I ask about family history, and the patient tells me one or both parents have died, I always pause to say, “I’m sorry to hear.”

You know, like a human might do.

[RanaAwdishMD @RanaAwdish]

Current mood.

[Nikki Caton @find_nikki]

@AmericanAir It would be better in future if you just didn’t reply, rather than imply I don’t know how to use a computer and already try both those things and every other site I am on works perfectly, but thanks.

[Nikki Caton @find_nikki]

@AmericanAir Your website is down

[Nikki Caton @find_nikki]

"Transactions don't heal people, relationships do" #AAFPNC #familymedicine

[UNT Health Fort Worth @unthealth]

Our professor Dr. Sajid Surve talks about Performing Arts Medicine with @iatroblast https://t.co/vwG1vUrAvY

[Nikki Caton @find_nikki]

TCOM makes the list of 10 Most Affordable Public Medical Schools for in-State Students https://t.co/W1B0KnReOF via @doximity @UNTHSC

[Nikki Caton @find_nikki]

Just signed up for Osmosis! Check it out https://t.co/TXXbK54CqS @OsmoseIt