fatherblaze

excuse my French

[Pierre L’Fauex @LFauexProd]

Hate when your browser asks if you want to save a password that you entered wrong. Read the room.

[fatherblaze @firebrxnd]

Slow motion is way better than no motion;
Eventually the river joins the ocean.

[fatherblaze @firebrxnd]

The only answer is Shaun Livingston

[Fastbreak Hoops @FastbreakHoops5]

Name a guy whose midrange jumper was automatic.

[Math Files @Math_files]

They say it’s broken — for me it's normal

[🇵🇹 $WIFT @Swiftlypree]

Declan is way more overrated

[Adam Sharp @AdamCSharp]

I just watched a pirated movie.
On a scale of 1-10 I’d have to give it 3.14159265359

[fatherblaze @firebrxnd]

Real

[Faffie-dzashe @Faffiedzashe]

I’m sorry l can’t follow your WhatsApp channel, don’t wanna disrupt my status updates layout

[Richard SC Manzayi @RManzayi]

Looking for Starlink installers/freelancers across Zimbabwe, preferably outside Harare. Know someone? Connect us or share my contact: 0774224814

[maMvelase ❤️ @Nocylove123]

I swear the air gets heavier around 7 pm on Sundays. You can feel the Microsoft Teams energy approaching.

[⚡︎ @_sorrengailll]

Every person with ADHD has a favorite playlist.
It’s called “Liked Songs”.

[𝑱𝒐𝒓𝒐 @JoroJrn]

the fact I haven't died yet is solid evidence i'm the main character

[fatherblaze @firebrxnd]

the boat was rocking too much on some Aaliyah shit

[Bυκιoℓα♡🦋🎀 @firi_dausii]

What song comes to your mind when you see this ?

[fatherblaze @firebrxnd]

😂😂😂😂

[Dziles @Pridah_]

So much oil in your stew, are you not scared of the United States 🇺🇸?

[fatherblaze @firebrxnd]

@takudzwxnashe @jaiyeswrld @timiretimzzy2 been there, done that !! 😂😂

[JAYE @jaiyeswrld]

when i was younger id download full albums, download cover arts and edit meta data on itunes and add all the cover arts, features and song credits
piracy is a part of me

[fatherblaze @firebrxnd]

@yslomry ahh 😂😂 link me up with your dealer

[Lil Kudzi muVert @yslomry]

If Mediums can talk to dead people , just imagine what a Large can do

[fatherblaze @firebrxnd]

???? 😂

[BROWNNY® @BrownnyCool]

Tips on dates
1) See in a public place
2)Avoid eating too much
3)Eat what you can afford
4)Dress well.
5)Brush your teeth(Please)
6) Do not have sex on the first date.
7)Thank each other for making out time to meet.
8 ) Go home to your spouse.

[fatherblaze @firebrxnd]

6. Silvio Dante:

[Gentle Man @Gentle_masc]

Girls language boys need to decode this:

1. When she stares at your lips - kiss her.
2. When she playfully pushes you hold her tighter.
3.When she's at her worst - tell her she's beautiful.
4. When she ignores you give her more of your attention.
5. When she cries - hug her, no words needed.
6. When she pulls away - pull her back in.
7. When she's scared - be her safe place.
8. When she shares a secret - protect it.
9. When she walks wrap your arms around her waist from behind.