Ex-Babylon Bee Author

After losing job at a Christian Satire site, man can only speak in fake news article titles. What happens next will shock you.

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@XpCoulson @SavedSpiderMan @kraken4jesus @NatePickowicz I never reached that legendary level. But I will admit, running accounts became a slippery slope

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Trump Unviels Holy Bible 2: Let Freedom Ring at Southern Baptist Convention, Pastors in Attendamce Vow to Begin Preaching Out of It the Following Sunday

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In Sorrowful Tweet, Judas Iscariot Apologizes for Betraying Jesus, Blames the Decision on Ambien

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K LOVE Radio Begins Segment on Embracing Satanism, Middle Aged Moms Seem Unphased

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Recent Archeological Search Finds 151st Psalm of David Containing the Text of "God Bless America"

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Man Looks Up from Phone for the First Time in Three Days to Find Church Potluck Still Going On

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Local Seminary Student Still Waiting to Graduate to Begin Living Life for God

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Local White Girl Reports Trading Salvation for Lifetime Supply of Starbucks

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HEART WARMING: Local Teen "Just Doing Life" with Youth Pastor Playing Beer Pong at Local Frat Party

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In Spirit of Korean Peace Treaty, North and South Carolina Unify After Years of Seperation

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God Reports Marvel Kept Infinity War Secrets So Well Even He Doesn't Know the Ending, Admits to Having Opening Night Tickets

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Local Atheist Declares the Real April Fools Joke was the Ressurection; Christianity's Numbers Quickly Falling

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Local Man Enters Church for the First Time All Year to be Informed He is Now CEO, Stock Doubles in Mere Hours

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https://t.co/tedTtMiyGi Opens Presale Tickets for Trump v Biden, Rakes in $52 Million in Mere Hours

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God Issues Official Statement Calling for the Permanent Removal of All Offensive Material in His Inspired Word, Begs for Humanities Forgiveness

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Billy Graham, in the Precence of God, Scratches Head, Asks Why Everyone Started to Worship Him as Soon as He Left

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In Light of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, PornHub Releases Series of Videos to Support #MeToo

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Local Man Surprised to Find Out Days After National Tragedy Is For Mourning, Not Pushing His Political Agenda

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HEART BREAKING: Local University Gives Life to Christ, Giving Up All Federal Funding