dave

Pagan witch, scientific bent, accountant, Whovian, cat lover,
bi, he/him, grandad, too cynical for my own liking, centrist driven leftwards.

[dave @firedrake_dave]

@elonmusk Personally, I'll reserve judgement until I see the film. The test I'll employ is whether Helen comes across as a hot daughter of a god, hot enough to justify abusing the hospitality of a king and hot enough to provoke a 10 year war.

[dave @firedrake_dave]

@CarolineLucas How about waiting for the electorate to give a mandate in some meaningful way before a change of this sort? Appropriate ways are winning an election under existing rules, or a referendum.

[Daily Cat Posts @PostofcatsX]

To beat the robot vacuum cleaner, you have to think like the robot vacuum cleaner

[dave @firedrake_dave]

Now here's a good idea!

[Spaceballs The X Account @Grunt2A]

Now that Artemis II has launched we have 10 days to get everyone on Earth a Planet of the Apes costume so we can do something hilarious when the astronauts return 😁

[Mary Aspinall-Miles @MAMBarLife]

A letter from today’s ⁦@thetimes⁩ with some fine courtroom humour…

[Peter Askin @PeterAskin1]

Whatever faults Thailand might have, I salute them for this wonderful act! ☺️👏👍🐈🐈‍⬛💞

[Physics In History @PhysInHistory]

A chemist froze himself at -273.15°C, everyone said he was crazy but he was 0K.

[Sandy Petersen 🪔 @SandyofCthulhu]

This poster is better than the artist imagined.

[Paul Bronks @SlenderSherbet]

When you can't leave the room for two minutes without the cat summoning a demon.

[dave @firedrake_dave]

@theAliceRoberts Merry Yuletide Alice.

[dave @firedrake_dave]

@oldenoughtosay Now I know from where the Monty Python team got their inspiration for castles built in a swamp.

[The Secret Barrister 🦋 @BarristerSecret]

As set out in this thread, the causes of the court backlog are chronic lack of funding and absurd inefficiency.

The government has made no proposals to address either. Their answer is to remove juries.

Rather than fix the leaking roof, their solution is to burn the house down.

[For the love of Missy. @MissyBBBobtail]

Things pawrents of multiple cats do:
Ask 1 cat where the other cat is (and patiently wait for them to answer)

[dave @firedrake_dave]

@EricTrump Schrodinger's militants - the right regard them simultaneously as harmless buffoons and a grave threat to national security.

[dave @firedrake_dave]

@HuggablyGothic @badhombre I always remember how the Nazi's managed to celebrate a vicious pimp in the Horst Wessel song.

[dave @firedrake_dave]

Some shopping bags into which you can put the other shopping bags you are stealing.

[𝐌𝐚𝐭𝐭 𝐏𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐫 @Matt_Pinner]

What am I getting?

[𝐌𝐚𝐭𝐭 𝐏𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐫 @Matt_Pinner]

What am I getting?

[dave @firedrake_dave]

@gardengirl125 @LizerReal A nice wholesome murder in Midsomer relaxes me and restores my faith in the world.

[Giɴ @Demeter_Erinia]

Why does everyone force introverts to step out of their comfort zone and nobody forces extroverts to shut up for a little while?

[dave @firedrake_dave]

@IceKnight14 @ElaineW88462994 @ZiaYusufUK Problems from a bank perspective includes that they are under pressure to compensate customers when scammed, even though the customer fully authorised the payment.