Ally

I'm a mess but I also like to paint

[Ally @FireEngineHoe]

The veneer epidemic with people is killing me. Can anyone have interesting teeth anymore?

[َ @caseofluv]

Sade
⟡ no ordinary love — (1992)

[Ally @FireEngineHoe]

After working this 12 1/2 hour Mother’s Day bartending shift, I could say grace over this cocktail shrimp half ring and BOGO wine.

[Ally @FireEngineHoe]

My pedicure looks fab….. I never sold feet pics but……

[Ally @FireEngineHoe]

When the next recession hits, can we start back up crappy shows like Tila Tequila, The Flavor of Love, Scare Tactics, 1000 ways to die etc

[Ally @FireEngineHoe]

btw I painted this 🎨 w&w/o frame

[Ally @FireEngineHoe]

Girlhood is sitting in the bathroom while your bestfriend is showering and being on a group call bitching all together

[Ally @FireEngineHoe]

Life is great❤️ so glad I saw this shit through.

[Ally @FireEngineHoe]

5 year olds birthday party? Mike Tyson and Gucci Mane face paint immediately.

[Ally @FireEngineHoe]

I’m like 5 days away from being 26 and this is the HEIGHT of my week.

[Ally @FireEngineHoe]

Why is daylight savings so much worse this year? I’m not doing well frens

[Ally @FireEngineHoe]

Happy Halloween! #lastofus

[Ally @FireEngineHoe]

There needs to be something similar to AA for Facebook Marketplace

[Ally @FireEngineHoe]

Sometimes I wish I could just text my cat Mooshu to purr on my chest until I fall asleep.

[Ally @FireEngineHoe]

In this economy, thank you Totinos for filling the pizza roll bags to the fucking brim.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Oh wow, he really said that.

[Ally @FireEngineHoe]

Bitch you know it’s been a rough 12 1/2 shift when your bank face recognition doesn’t recognize you.

[Ally @FireEngineHoe]

this is the most romantic text I’ve ever received.

[Ally @FireEngineHoe]

I miss watching shit like “The Most Extreme” from Animal Planet