First Bristol

The unofficial and unauthorised non-spokesperson for First Group.

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@Adam_Sykes that signalling thing is so 2016. Now our buses only stop when physically obstructed, to improve punctuality 👍

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@PatrickAndrews @milesvtaylor we do all we can to encourage healthy living. A two hour walk in the rain is healthy right?

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@milesvtaylor people want a challenge in life. For those people we made First. Isn't that what a bus service is all about?

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@matalooney we're really sorry Mathias, we thought you could just use some time away from the office ❤️

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@cedrichillion until they drag us, kicking and screaming from the computer... Or the service improves. One or the other 👍

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PSA: We WANT our buses to travel in packs. This gives you choice and the buses' company. They get awfully lonely otherwise 😔

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Maybe if you were there more often @andrewreeve1 wouldn't be longing for us. He has needs, @wessex_star, transport needs 💔.

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@cedrichillion no problem Cedric, that's exactly what we were aiming for! Good luck in the Triwizard tournament!

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@tassi_andrea First buses are fuelled by the pain and suffering of our passengers. Our driver just wanted you to be on time ❤️

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If your bus is late or never showed, you just won our health lottery! Walk, run or sit there like a lemon. Consider it our gift to you 😘

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Hi @amyjohns75, unfortunately a leaf fell in to the bus's path, and we had to wait till the wind blew it clear. Our sincerest apologies ❤️

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You know that time we said we made improvements? It was a lie lol.

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@anthonyjcherry We're celebrating Schrödinger today, so all buses and signs may or may not be broken. Happy Schrödin-tag!

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@CiderSi Apologies Simon. We routinely discontinue one service a day because why not, and today it was yours. Have a pleasant trip!

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To all passengers delayed by the rain, we apologise. Buses don't like the rain you see so they've been hiding in their garages.

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Apologies to all passengers on the 73 - our service negotiated a small space-time fissure but has arrived only moderately late