Jamal Malik

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

[Jamal Malik @firstnamerobb]

#valentinesday2021

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Are high ankle sprains a common occurrence in soccer?

[Jamal Malik @firstnamerobb]

My sister would tell me how she killed you before she betrays me.

[Jamal Malik @firstnamerobb]

My touch of OCD forces me to land on a (5) or (0) every time I change the volume. What does yours look like?

[˖ Ridhima 𓂀 ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

Is it me or I’m trip’n but… washing machine minutes don’t be the same as real minutes?

[Jamal Malik @firstnamerobb]

@Be_Believing OG beat him out of his clothes in less than 30 seconds! 😂

[Jamal Malik @firstnamerobb]

@_diana_salam LeBron was done with Drake once the reference track for Mob Ties came out. On the show The Shop, he gushed about how much he likes it, Drake looked that man dead in the eyes and lied about the state of mine he was in when he "wrote" it. It was OV from there.

[Jamal Malik @firstnamerobb]

Yall really need to stop valuing everyone’s opinions. There’s a whole segment of the population that puts their milk in the bowl before the cereal.

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@akiltomen We don't call black MEN YN's. We call YN's, YN's.

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@TheRedImperium @MoiDawg No, he's right, it's probably 25%. Where he is wrong is that 80% of that 25% aren't American and are rooting for their home countries.

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Why don't we see these types of tweets on Cinco De Mayo, or St. Patricks Day?

[Candace Owens @RealCandaceO]

Juneteenth is still ghetto and made up.

Hope everyone enjoys it!

[Jamal Malik @firstnamerobb]

@SimpPolice911 It's easier for men to have sex with a woman in a relationship than with a single woman because they see their partners game film everyday, but only sees the new guys highlight tape.

And a highlight tape will always look better than complete game film.

[Jamal Malik @firstnamerobb]

@purposry How if he stayed hard for an hour?

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@0xdippo @FrankBr05713205 They also move you off the DoorDash and UberEats apps to cut fees they pay to them.

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If Beck's arm had (5) more yards in it all season long, we'd be undefeated national champs. He'd have a Heisman.

[Jamal Malik @firstnamerobb]

They have to take every TTech game off the board next season.

[Jamal Malik @firstnamerobb]

We spend a third of our lives sleeping. Our beds really should cost more than our cars.

[Jamal Malik @firstnamerobb]

I hate the “don’t dunk at the buzzer in a blowout” in the NBA.

I dunked in (2) hs games, (27) years later I’m still talking about them shits!

You think I’m not in an NBA game? 🖕🏿

[Jamal Malik @firstnamerobb]

@HeatCulture13 @Fred_D_Cane If we’re taking individual seasons, EVERYTHING is true.