Sarah Fiscus

scam today before today scams you

[Sarah Fiscus @fiscus_sarah]

Donald trump can shut down the government for a whole month but UB doesn’t cancel classes for even one day during SYLLABUS week even tho its gunna be -20 and its looking like im going to have to cross country ski to get to class

[Sarah Fiscus @fiscus_sarah]

@BradfordQu25961 @stoolpresidente @Gametime GO BLUE!!! TO THE MOOOOON

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

New York City sportsmanship @BarstoolNYC

[Sarah Fiscus @fiscus_sarah]

@06fordexplorer Say cass thats a normal week for me sweetheart where’s the NDA form?

[Sarah Fiscus @fiscus_sarah]

Does anyone else write out a script in their notes app when calling to make a doctors appointment, or are you normal?

[Sarah Fiscus @fiscus_sarah]

@06fordexplorer HAHAH Actually me yesterday when I went to weggies, forgot my credit card and had to pay for my sushi in all singles and ask the cashier to put my avocado roll back like a plebeian

[Sarah Fiscus @fiscus_sarah]

@renttiktk This made me gig

[Caitie Karasik @caitieekk]

In the talking stage of my career

[Sarah Fiscus @fiscus_sarah]

Why is there so much beef between fathers and AC units...

[Bar-Bill @BarBillTavern]

Good Morning, WNY ☀️

[charles entertainment cheese @jmurffff]

No that’s my emotional support rotting bag of spinach

[Sarah Fiscus @fiscus_sarah]

@Marteen_arena Work smarter not harder

[Sarah Fiscus @fiscus_sarah]

@NI9NE9I @06fordexplorer @06fordexplorer shut the entire frig up already!

[Sarah Fiscus @fiscus_sarah]

@06fordexplorer Richard looking for said trust fund
👁👄👁. 🔎

[Todd Stein @Todd_Stein]

Eugene Goodman. The man who saved the Senate.

[Patrick Doran @lunch_enjoyer]

i take no pleasure reporting this, but scientists have found a crazier frog

[Adam Herman @AdamZHerman]

I am no longer impressed that Nicholas Cage managed to steal the Declaration of Independence.

[Sabina Meschke @sabinameschke]

Not to alarm anyone but

[the Old Man Ebro @oldmanebro]

Is this a better protest than kneeling?

Asking for a friend.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

School paper towels simply just didn’t work @5thyear (via ig:jimmycashrules)

https://t.co/WmG4U8EgoJ