Bartis

[$B @BrendanDaGawd]

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[Aella @Aella_Girl]

If the fate of the world were resting on it, how would you smuggle a full grown chimpanzee through TSA?

[BuccoCapital Bloke @buccocapital]

RIP to a legend

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

flying across the country to give my father the heimlich maneuver. hang in there big dog

[krill @anthraxp1mp]

I get scammed by every fake women who messages me because they are all so Beautiful

[ً @zanderceo]

u think we’ll miss this stuff when we’re cooking squirrels over a flaming barrel

[greg @greg16676935420]

Two days in a row the markets haven’t declined

Things are looking up

[pj @pjayevans]

If you like music, definitely make sure to check out Spotify or Apple Music

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

Hardest stage presence I’ve ever seen

[🦅 @ilovewikipedia]

ever since i was a small child i knew i wanted to be indoors on the computer

[lea chin-sang @bigfatmoosepssy]

this guy will not leave me alone

[eq @404flipped]

$365,000 a year is only $20/day

lock the fuck in

[Cooper Lawrence @CooperLawrence]

Just went to the Oreo website and hit “accept all cookies” … and now we wait

[Fomo Simpson @HaliPhacks]

To my beloved wife, I leave my circus and my monkeys.

[Brandon Clarke🩺 🐕🐈 @bac_clarke]

I’m so glad the USPS package I never ordered has arrived at the warehouse 👍🏾

[sophie @netcapgirl]

your parents watching you change the hdmi input

[Leonessa @itsleonessa]

After the debate they went and settled it

[SuttonImpaQt, JD @suttonimpaQt]

Southwest airlines being rewarded for not staying up-to-date with the latest tech

[Vincent Flibustier 👽 @vinceflibustier]

First day at Crowdstrike, pushed a little update and taking the afternoon off ✌️