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[a d e l a i n e @fisheyefox]

@SydCahoon That’s unimaginable! Sending love and gratitude y’alls way!!

[a d e l a i n e @fisheyefox]

While we were waiting for the others to join a business meeting this morning, I showed a client where the restrooms were. When he thanked me, I replied with "yeah go for it" so I'm taking that as proof that I'm definitely not supposed to be in the professional world

[a d e l a i n e @fisheyefox]

@K8lynBetz Let me make u one

[a d e l a i n e @fisheyefox]

(Playing video games) *character gets squished*
Devin: "babaganoush"

[a d e l a i n e @fisheyefox]

@K8lynBetz Hello hi sometimes I just put it in a loose bun with a scrunchy when it's wet and it turns out like this but sometimes it also turns out like after-swim-practice hair soooo that's your bet to take

[ribs @bhagsucake]

Plastic straws make up less than 0.003% of the plastic in the ocean, the straw ban is fucking pointless and shifts the blame from corporations systemically destroying the environment to individuals.

[a d e l a i n e @fisheyefox]

Today I was at a party and we tried this perfume that reacts with your pheromones, and all the other girls' smelled like flowers or something but mine smelled like straight play dough so like I guess I'm play dough-sexual

[a d e l a i n e @fisheyefox]

Raw asparagus ..?

[A happier day @AHappierDay]

Unexpected prize.

[a d e l a i n e @fisheyefox]

@anna_kellison Fountain city !

[a d e l a i n e @fisheyefox]

this whole time I've just been using variations of the password I made when I signed up for Webkinz

[lex @lexnot_]

PSA: my cat just ripped the juul.

[Titulic @ttlc_]

No soy el más lindo ni hago los mejores chistes pero las mascotas de mis amigos me aman y los animales siempre tienen la posta

[a d e l a i n e @fisheyefox]

@WisemanMadison @adaumusic I agree with Madi

[a d e l a i n e @fisheyefox]

@K8lynBetz Thank uuu I lov uuu

[jezucrihto xd @yisucrist]

no digas nada, solo retuitea

[a d e l a i n e @fisheyefox]

@kayyyligeee Are you the new Adrian

[Roman @RomanSchnobrich]

I'm pretty whacked out that high school hallway crushes are over forever