Ethan Putt

(He/Him) Say bet right now | 🖤🤍💜

[alyssugh (she/her) @alystentothis]

I don’t often get sick but when I do I instantly become a frail victorian child asking mother for permission to be carried into the garden to see the sun one last time before the consumption takes hold

[Ethan Putt @fishnugget01]

@planetmarbles It’s deadly accurate lol

[Jay N’at 🏴 @JagoffJay]

the masculine urge to refuse to let a man hold the door for me. shut it in my face so i can open it myself

[Sam Riegel @samriegel]

Sure, but Princess STEREOnoke would have been way better.

[Johnjake @Forsburned]

They are on a phone call

[Ethan Putt @fishnugget01]

Shrek the musical really hits different when you’re on your way to get the vaccine huh

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

I think about this at least once a day

[Arin Hanson @egoraptor]

pokémon have too much self aware personality to be pets. my cat watches me poop all the time and I already hate it so I can’t handle a fucking squirtle walking in with sassy sunglasses on as I iceberg it

[alex @alex_abads]

Feb 2020 February 2021

[Ethan Putt @fishnugget01]

Got called a mint today, not sure how I feel about it…

[Ethan Putt @fishnugget01]

@JagoffJay @camir2000 Lol

[Ethan Putt @fishnugget01]

I need to stop ending every text with lol. Lol

[Ethan Putt @fishnugget01]

@marisbeaa Cracker Barrel?

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

Just because you're not going home this year doesn't mean you can't still get into a fight with your mom, proceed to accuse your uncle of murdering your dad, and eventually surrender Denmark to Norway