Fitz's Eyebrows /● ●\

I am Congressman Brian Fitzpatrick's eyebrows. I can tell you everything about what he's REALLY feeling.

[Fitz's Eyebrows /● ●\ @Fitzseyebrows1]

@RCpress Did you say #PeeWeeFitzpatrick?

[Fitz's Eyebrows /● ●\ @Fitzseyebrows1]

@NoLabelsOrg @Sen_JoeManchin @RepBrianFitz @SenatorCollins @lisamurkowski @RepGolden @SenBillCassidy @RepJoshG @SenatorSinema It's so nice how you give me these pats on the head after also giving me SO MUCH MONEY to do your bidding.

It's all really appreciated!
What else can I do for you to get more of your 💸💰💵🪙 ... I mean "love"?

- /◉ ◉\ of #PA01

[Fitz's Eyebrows /● ●\ @Fitzseyebrows1]

It's ok, @senrobportman - Google Maps doesn't know Brian Fitzpatrick's name either.

[Fitz's Eyebrows /● ●\ @Fitzseyebrows1]

This picture of #GOP Congressman Brian Fitzpatrick's long, lonely walk away from a celebration of the #diversity of #PA01 is a sad metaphor for his political positioning during his tenure in office.

On the nose, though.

- /◉ ◉\

[Fitz's Eyebrows /● ●\ @Fitzseyebrows1]

Even when @RepBrianFitz's votes make him look awful, at least I still look good.

Or if not good, PROMINENT.

- /◉ ◉\

[Fitz's Eyebrows /● ●\ @Fitzseyebrows1]

@RepBrianFitz @patientaccess @ALSphiladelphia @EFEPA @PAWWFH Well ~I~ recently met with @NunesCow, @s_meuser and @DansEyepatch to discuss our awful #GOP Congressmen.

During the call ~I~ was given the award for having the most insufferable, inaccessible MoC.

-/◉◉\
#PA01

[Fitz's Eyebrows /● ●\ @Fitzseyebrows1]

It wasn't me!
<hic>
I swear! - /◉ ◉\

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[Fitz's Eyebrows /● ●\ @Fitzseyebrows1]

@miladyindistre1 @RepBrianFitz You summoned me?
/◉ ◉\

[Fitz's Eyebrows /● ●\ @Fitzseyebrows1]

@IndivisibleBUX @RepBrianFitz @theintercept b-b-b-but Brian promised me a high-end threading treatment with that money!

/◉◉\
💧
💧

[Fitz's Eyebrows /● ●\ @Fitzseyebrows1]

#PA01, there's a secret to watching @RepBrianFitz's TV appearances.

I'm the tell. /◉ ◉\

The steeper the eyebrow angle, the more I'm reading directly from the #GOP talking-point teleprompter.

[Fitz's Eyebrows /● ●\ @Fitzseyebrows1]

@sonofmcmahon @LauraInTheBardo @BucksCoKierstyn @FridaysWithFitz @RepBrianFitz @townhallpledge @sharonlrogin @Shadh15551067 @GlennBeasley19 @mikedoyleforpa @IndivisibleBUX @IndivisibleLNH @RdrgzKr @immelza Did somebody say "Boy Scouts"?

[Fitz's Eyebrows /● ●\ @Fitzseyebrows1]

somebody loves me

[BrianPatrick @styinsticstan]

@jgcOCANADA @RepBrianFitz

[Fitz's Eyebrows /● ●\ @Fitzseyebrows1]

"Liz Cheney?
Never heard of her.
Can I tell you about puppies?"

- @RepBrianFitz, probably
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[Fitz's Eyebrows /● ●\ @Fitzseyebrows1]

This guy gets me.
- /◉◉\

[BrianPatrick @styinsticstan]

@RepBrianFitz #JELLYFITZ

[Fitz's Eyebrows /● ●\ @Fitzseyebrows1]

@sonofmcmahon @RepBrianFitz much better!
Thanks for giving me the credit I deserve.
- /◉◉\

[Fitz's Eyebrows /● ●\ @Fitzseyebrows1]

@sonofmcmahon Love your work...

But you didn't make me prominent enough.

- /◉◉\

[Fitz's Eyebrows /● ●\ @Fitzseyebrows1]

I feel SEEN.

(except when it comes to holding #insurrectionists accountable, then I'm nowhere to be seen)

Thanks, @dccc !
-Brian Fitzpatrick's /◉◉\ eyebrows

[DCCC @dccc]

Qongressman Brian Fitzpatrick was too weak to stand up to President Trump and the QAnon mob he whipped into a murderous frenzy at the Capitol.

#PA01: Fitzpatrick stood with Q, not you.

[Fitz's Eyebrows /● ●\ @Fitzseyebrows1]

@dccc Hey @DCCC,
You got some great pix of me in this video.
Thanks!
-Brian Fitzpatrick's /◉◉\ eyebrows

[Fitz's Eyebrows /● ●\ @Fitzseyebrows1]

Right now Dr. Christina @FinelloForPA and @RepBrianFitz are appearing in the first congressional debate in #PA01.

But everyone knows who the real star of this event is.

/• •\

[Fitz's Eyebrows /● ●\ @Fitzseyebrows1]

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I look spectacular on Zoom, don't I?

My prominence makes up for the brevity of @RepBrianFitz's questioning on the #RussianBounty for American soldiers lives, right?