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[. @five_foot_zero]

@_simonstrange No one tell this guy about a cardiac bubble study

[. @five_foot_zero]

@RickBellwrites What is your source for this?

[Evan @MacDonaldTweets]

Mark Carney's a coward and a liar who worships death

[. @five_foot_zero]

@SkyeSharkie Not true. Very few people intend to sleep through their high. It’s considered a waste of the time spent to obtain drugs and a waste of the drugs to fall asleep after using. Most of these folks are so chronically sleep deprived that they can sleep in uncomfortable spaces.

[. @five_foot_zero]

@SkyeSharkie and 3) they TRY to remain standing after smoking or injecting because sleeping through your high (by laying down or sitting) is a waste of a high. That said, laws against sitting and lying down are fucked up and we need more spaces for these folks to comfortably rest.

[. @five_foot_zero]

@SkyeSharkie As a nurse who works with predominantly substance users, I can say with total confidence that this isn’t true. People have this stance because they: 1) smoke fentanyl while standing up, and develop this posture from the high, 2) inject fentanyl and stand up shortly afterwards…

[. @five_foot_zero]

first author publication and second author conference presentation in november let’s goooooooooooo

[. @five_foot_zero]

my girlfriend says i’m “fat-guy coded.” can someone tell me what this means

[. @five_foot_zero]

@MacDonaldTweets I think Cocaine Jesus was my most played song on spotify last year. they rock.

[. @five_foot_zero]

@MacDonaldTweets how was it?

[. @five_foot_zero]

i often think of when a sociology prof at my university taught a whole lecture while wearing his fur suit, and he walked into my statistics class and waved to everyone after my prof gave him a concerned look. that guy was awesome. i wish he didn’t get fired.

[. @five_foot_zero]

Two more days and I'm finished my contract at the hardest job I have ever worked in my life omfg

[. @five_foot_zero]

It is very funny to me that my eGFR was sitting in the 50’s for like a year and now I'm at 94 with the only difference being horrible lifestyle changes.

[. @five_foot_zero]

I'm built different. I cured my kidney disease with one simple trick-- stop exercising and smoke cigarettes.

[. @five_foot_zero]

@MacDonaldTweets was the movie good? my beautiful wife doesn’t want to see it with me.

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

* introducing my gf* yes she is nice but you have to be careful

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

My wife makes sure to fill one of these with beer for me before she leaves the house

[. @five_foot_zero]

@NerigalAwatt “‘communist’ Carney” he’s a banker you dumbass

[. @five_foot_zero]

seeing a therapist that does more than just active listening and the worst components of CBT is actually life changing

[. @five_foot_zero]

Going so insane I'm looking into arborist jobs