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Byte Addressable Miranda Fullerton (BAMF). Senior SRE. Posts are mine. She/her 🌈

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Authenticating to everything at the start of a day is the engineer’s version of putting the cash drawer in the register

[Brianna Wu @BriannaWu]

1/ Just want to put this news in plain language for people.

Senior people at Twitter have resigned in the last 48 hours. We now now why. They said in private Slack channels that @elonmusk is so desperate to recoup his money, he’s taking crazy risks with YOUR privacy and safety.

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@LostnBrowned m y s t e r i o u s

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In other news, I changed my first tire today 🥲

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Settle a debate: Best body mechanic to tighten lug nuts

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@rachiebytes 🖤 thinking of you

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Good day to everyone except this checkbox

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@krisnova The Discord link has expired 😔

[jake p @JakePechtel]

Yes on 3

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No one should have to go through what my friend has had to go through. Politicians have no place between women and their doctors. In Michigan, I’m begging you to vote yes on Prop 3!
https://t.co/BXMdgvod8Q

[Corey Quinn @QuinnyPig]

Though I be no customer,
vendor, nor partner
Here's a new CIPS quadrant
Fresh from Gartner.

Let's take a look.

[hermit @ackmage]

reverse shell? do u mean hollaback curl?

[Scott Piper @0xdabbad00]

Happy birthday AWS IAM policy language! 10 years old for the current version, with the original being from 2008-10-17.

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How long does it take before the Ergodox feels normal? I haven’t typed this slowly since second grade.

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@LostnBrowned HAPPY BIRTHDAY
and also I’m looking for an honest review of those, have had my eye on some from there for a while 👀

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@bdimcheff @sedward5 @kylelady @akgood @damnarbor It’s a must. With a handle like @StrongDrinks, you know your chess pieces and surface coverings will get all mixed up.

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I’ve written responsible disclosure and vulnerability disclosure so much these past few weeks that I’m typoing 🥺vulnerable disclosure 🥺 everywhere

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@LostnBrowned HAPPY OLDIVERSARY, SOUP

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I love giving presentations! Having a resting heart rate of 92 bpm is normal and cool!