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he/him

[jeppaloon @fivepointspal]

Becoming homeless for the dopamine boost. Invert is on a different plane of existence.

[B. @InvertTheWing]

Dopamine Reclaiment Strategy:

— Limit Screen Time to 30 minutes a day.
— 6 hours of sunlight.
— No music.
— No food you enjoy.
— Intense, unpleasant cardio.
— Sleep outside, in a sleeping bag. Avoid the luxury of your bed.

1 week cleanse. Come out a new person.

[jeppaloon @fivepointspal]

@frozenreeds Irony being that the sleaford mods could never ever do anything this impressive

[jeppaloon @fivepointspal]

Only reason I’m looking forward to the World Cup

[Hater Central @TheHateCentral]

Club football finished.

WORLD CUP TIMEEEEEE

[🏛 𝐒𝐭𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 🏛 @nonregemesse]

There’s a new conspiracy theory that Guy Fieri doesn’t actually eat anything on Diners Drive-Ins and Dives

[jeppaloon @fivepointspal]

Sylvia Plath shit

[jeppaloon @fivepointspal]

Marty Supreme but it’s this

[Enezator @Enezator]

Isn’t foot table tennis both super fun to watch and insanely entertaining to play?

[jeppaloon @fivepointspal]

Breaking you ankle and neck wearing these >

[Cjay @ced_jayy]

First look at Balmain’s “Cloud” footwear

[jeppaloon @fivepointspal]

I’m his son, and he’s my dad, I’m his son and he’s my dad. We’re happy not sad.

[jeppaloon @fivepointspal]

@mcandidate Yas Kween?!

[jeppaloon @fivepointspal]

No

[The Spurs Web @thespursweb]

Randal Kolo Muani - would you sign him on a permanent deal?

[jeppaloon @fivepointspal]

The Sundays > The Saturdays

[jeppaloon @fivepointspal]

@tristandross 😂

[jeppaloon @fivepointspal]

Who is taking me on my birthday then

[Warner Bros. Clockwork @clockwork_wb]

KEN RUSSELL’S THE DEVILS.
The Director’s Cut. Restored and Remastered.
In Theaters October 16.

[jeppaloon @fivepointspal]

Shite

[Cinema Tweets @CinemaTweets1]

DEVELOPING: The first trailer for the Anthony Bourdain feature titled Tony just released. The film stars Dominic Sessa as Anthony Bourdain. It’s directed by Matt Johnson of Nirvanna: The Band- The Show- The Movie. I can barely contain my excitement, I think this looks so good.

[jeppaloon @fivepointspal]

This injury crisis has got to stop!

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

Zendaya set to miss the 2026 Met Gala

After years of standout appearances, the actress is reportedly skipping this year’s event following a packed schedule of filming and global promotions

[jeppaloon @fivepointspal]

When the gang finally catches Jacob Collier and ends his reign of terror

[jeppaloon @fivepointspal]

@mcandidate hate crime against Guinness drinkers https://t.co/pt0FqO3th8

[jeppaloon @fivepointspal]

Genuinely have a strong feeling watching this video that he needs to be run over by an 18 wheeler

[‏۟ @fortunetellaaa]

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[jeppaloon @fivepointspal]

Sent off 44 mins in this weekend ❤️‍🔥

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Roberto De Zerbi: “Cuti Romero is crucial for us, crucial for Tottenham as a club”.

“He is the captain, he is maybe the most important player in our squad, and to achieve our goal, we need the best of Romero”.

[jeppaloon @fivepointspal]

Subbed off with a hamstring injury inside 24 minutes this weekend ❤️‍🔥

[The Spurs Express @TheSpursExpress]

🎙️| De Zerbi on Richarlison: “Richarlison can play in different positions. He’s a good guy, he’s a clean guy, he’s a honest guy. I like him, as a player, as a mentality, as an attitude. In the same position, we can play with different players, but I think, to achieve our target, we need Richarlison in the best way possible.” @NBCSports